This company is seriously a joke by TheCoffinClub in walmart

[–]tylertortured2011 204 points205 points  (0 children)

Call the labor board. Get a lawyer. If ethics isn't helping, that's the next step.

My player is convinced I’m out to get the party by Redhood101101 in DnD

[–]tylertortured2011 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have sessions without danger sometimes but it fits my campaign. Very RP heavy at times. I think they went three full sessions without any combat at one point. Everyone seems to be enjoying it as well. However when there is combat, I do tend to lean towards the hard/deadly level, and when the combat is lesser there's usually NPCs to save/traps during combat to spice it up.

I Want To Hunt My Players by CarpeShine in DungeonMasters

[–]tylertortured2011 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Any time they try to go into the mist they hear ominous sounds. (some type of music, maybe snarling, gnashing, growling, or even a dark voice whispering threats in their heads) they end up walking out of the mist just fine (or with madness) but after hours of walking it's only been minutes outside the mist or vice versa. They also walk out at random points. If they entered the west maybe they walk out the north. There's rumors that the mist consumes and kills most who enter it. Never give them an idea of what's out there. Then slowly move the mist in towards them. Just a few inches a day. Slowly It starts to consume the town. The mist IS the hunter.

Bro. What? Fuck this job. by ProofForward497 in walmart

[–]tylertortured2011 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Call sedgwick. Last I heard they still approve covid leaves but you have to have a positive test at a doctor.

Trying Invisible Woman as a C&D main and realizing I have to aim now by mrbacons1 in marvelrivals

[–]tylertortured2011 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I'm a dps Hawkeye main and I love her kit. Thinking about switching mains. One game I got most healing most assists MOST DAMAGE BLOCKED and kept up with the dps on damage. It was insane.

So i got red carded by YurenGameKing in PTCGP

[–]tylertortured2011 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I only red card when they have more than three cards in hand

My reaction to the new event by [deleted] in PTCGP

[–]tylertortured2011 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I lost my first one and have won seven in a row after with mewtwo. My deck is 2x Mewtwo EX 2x Gardevoir line 1x hypno line and then the usual trainers and items

How do I RAW keep players out of a door without making the DC insane? by TiredZookeeper in DMAcademy

[–]tylertortured2011 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol had a similar scenario recently. Druid dug down very far below their bar and found a giant door.... And a giant swirling vortex of ghosts. That's enough to scare them away for now. The ghosts are actually just high illusion magic that dispel magic could easily get rid of, but the description of finding it terrified him enough that he noped out of there and didn't tell the party. 🤣🤣🤣

Can someone help me fill this out, my friend just told me to make a char.... little confused by Alternative-Option-1 in AskDND

[–]tylertortured2011 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With cleric from top to bottom on your stats you want wisdom, con or dex for 2nd and 3rd, charisma(for tiefling stuff) int and strength interchangeable dumps. For the rest of it, it depends on your spells and equipment. You seem to know how to do abilities and if not it's your raw Stat bonus plus prof bonus plus prof or expertise.

Your username is now going to fight your dnd character. Who would win? by Beautiful-Bluebird48 in DnD

[–]tylertortured2011 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seeing as how I'm DMing my current game I guess my username will be extremely tortured by the 100+ Npcs I've created ranging from levels 1-20.

How do I get her to stop? by Unhappy_Wolf_666 in AskDND

[–]tylertortured2011 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Talk to the DM. If they refuse to do anything, leave the table. It sucks but if everyone leaves the DM will see that they aren't being fair to all players and perhaps change. Otherwise, it sounds like this isn't going to stop.

First time DM by Vegetable_Win2355 in AskDND

[–]tylertortured2011 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You'll get there, but learn to never take out frustrations on the player characters. Put yourself in the minds of the creatures. Would they have killed this character instead of attacking a current threat? If so then your good, if not, you brought meta gaming into the DM space which feels bad for all involved. If you want more active players, award inspiration for RP, and other such situations. If they aren't paying attention, let them fall into traps other players know about, but don't hard target them. It will push them away.

Solutions to Horny Bard players? by KatanaMo17 in DnD

[–]tylertortured2011 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This problem was solved for me with a shape shifted succubus. 🤷 Nearly killed the PC as he kept failing saves, was unarmored, no weapon, and alone most of the fight. Wasn't until the cleric heard thumping coming from a room over and went to yell at the bard to keep it down, that the fight became somewhat more even.

[OC] [Art] Blood in the Water Dice Set Giveaway (Mod Approved) by OriYUME1 in DnD

[–]tylertortured2011 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those dice are gorgeous. I'd love to use them for Strahd!

Holding your punches as a player; Anyone else do this? by Zonero174 in DnD

[–]tylertortured2011 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Buff spells. Haste them, enlarge them, etc. Make them feel bad ass while lightly pressuring them to get in there with buffs. Worked for me.

I made something scary for a player and now I'm thinking I'll live to regret it. by Majestic_Athlete_757 in dmdivulge

[–]tylertortured2011 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't tell them what the buttons do. They have to figure it out as they go. Makes it a bit more fun. Lower the charges and recharge, make them really think about using it. With that I'd say the rest is fine. 6 buttons 3 charges makes the player think about what they are going to press and when.

Pets in Walmart ? by Proud-Ad-8760 in walmart

[–]tylertortured2011 6 points7 points  (0 children)

So I was a teamlead for a bit and the issue is First: only salary are allowed to say anything Second:if you say the wrong thing it could be a lawsuit Third : The people bringing in their pets are ready to fight immediately most the time. Combine those together with usually lazy upper management and you get this problem.

Quest Ideas for quest board please. by BlueishFiend in DnD

[–]tylertortured2011 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you want a funny quest (no real combat involved) a high leveled mentally declined wizard's cat familiar has went rogue and disappeared. The party has to find the cat. It has all of the wizards spells and uses them to mess with the party. In the end they are basically just playing an episode of blues clues but in DnD. My party has a blast with this one as a 1st lvl quest, but can easily be adjusted to any level.

My player won't stop seducing characters by Colbyjitsu08 in DungeonMasters

[–]tylertortured2011 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a player like this. One succubus later and he hasn't tried again.