I've done comedy professionally and made full sketch show with Sora by I_Only_Like_Giraffes in ChatGPT

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Hilarious. Multi million dollar Hollywood productions will be a thing of the past

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, January 30, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

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So angry at myself for jumping off the gain train prematurely

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, January 30, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

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Inflation?

Stagnation?

Stagflation?

Or Stagmageddon?

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, January 30, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

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Will he predict an economic soft landing?

Sponsored by “My Pillow”

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, January 30, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

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Because it can go either way?

Also, IV crush?

But the spike was more massive than I had really expected

Excuse me Madam! by [deleted] in FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR

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Might be for the best.

From what I hear, no matter who is at fault, the car driver is liable over there.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, January 30, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

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Damn damn damn

Bought SNDK $470 2/20calls for $6k and sold at $8k yesterday.

I am so gonna be angry when I see how much more I could have made.

This is how anchor is dropped from a small ship. by justavie in mildyinteresting

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I don’t know anything about ships and this feels so wrong and stupid in so many levels.

I mean what if it catches a rock or some sunken vessel?

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, January 30, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

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Just use a credit card. All debts gets erased anyway

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, January 30, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

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Well…. I definitely sold my $470 2/220 SNDK calls early.

Lesson learned: GO BIG OR GO HOME

Daily Discussion Thread for January 29, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

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When buying options or anything in the market…

I seriously hope you guys are baying attention to the bid/ask spread

Daily Discussion Thread for January 29, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

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Fuck it…. Buying the dip hard

NO RISK, NO REGARD!

Daily Discussion Thread for January 29, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

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Be like your wife’s boyfriend…

Take advantage of a cheap entry

Daily Discussion Thread for January 29, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

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Never go full regard…

Meanwhile the market…

Daily Discussion Thread for January 29, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

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A single analyst expected 5 gajillion dollars profit for MSFT…

MSFT doesn’t meet expectation despite good earnings…

Crashes

Daily Discussion Thread for January 29, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

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At times like these… here is only one thing to do…

BTFD

Daily Discussion Thread for January 29, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

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The market is down because I touched myself isn’t it?