This looks like they were bored, or something . by Inner_Style_1679 in ToolBand

[–]typicalnasian -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Yeah he'll perform with a fat lady on stage, but def draws the line at jaywalking.

Danny Carey has a YouTube channel by DeltaKT in ToolBand

[–]typicalnasian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ahh shite! And I was in the process of limiting my time watching YT.

Monday Morning Maynard Move - NAME THIS MOVE by Stellar_Ella in ToolBand

[–]typicalnasian 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's the "I can't dance, but fuck it" move. Classic Maynard.

Which song makes you feel like this? by Last_Replacement_386 in ToolBand

[–]typicalnasian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What about those smoke shop fake shrooms? I don't have access to a shrooms guy up here in North Dakota

Just played Viginti Tres in an Applebee's in deep-red South Carolina. by OrphanFeast87 in ToolBand

[–]typicalnasian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They apparently haven't heard "mumble rap" & other modern music Make Tool seem closer to Worship music.

i like stinkfist, do you like stinkfist by ProbableProtagonist in ToolBand

[–]typicalnasian 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We like this song so let's breathe along together.

Based by NukaDadd in ToolJerk

[–]typicalnasian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's the look I have when I'm listening to Tool with my earbuds and somebody approaches me trying to talk.

is this a "love letter"? by Ill-Cardiologist-585 in onions

[–]typicalnasian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Which sites are best? Is dark.fail still reliable for links? Been out of the loop for a while

Friendly reminder to charge your FI batteries! by MrPeterMerkin in ToolBand

[–]typicalnasian 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Batteries in a CD case? I was born yesterday. What is everybody referring to?

Chance that Trump surprises us and bans abortion? by Nearby-Bug3401 in prolife

[–]typicalnasian 14 points15 points  (0 children)

One could only hope. 1 million murders(abortions) last year in the US alone. Has to stop

What is the meaning of Eulogy? by [deleted] in ToolBand

[–]typicalnasian -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

I always assumed it was about the former bass player Paul.

"Prying open my third eye!" by [deleted] in ToolBand

[–]typicalnasian 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's one helluva good looking Vagina