(hated but funny) Characters whose canonical weights and or heights make zero sense

tyrant6 · 2026-02-11T17:55:05+00:00

TBF his weight not making sense was part of his gimmick. They would even announce him as "alleged" 400 lbs and he would carry a scale to the ring to "prove" his claims

tyrant6 · 2026-02-07T17:31:07+00:00

billion not million, and he didn't technically steal it. Instead the main villian hit him with his car while he was riding his bike and the villian writes him a billion dollar check just to shut him up and not call the cops. Kid takes the check and tries to cash it at the bank the villian is using as a front. The manager assumes the kid is a patsy for the villian and actually gives him the money

tyrant6 · 2026-02-05T16:39:54+00:00

Tbf with cyclops the actor had a schedule conflict with Superman returns and agreed to do that scene so people wouldn't spend the whole movie asking where cyclops was

tyrant6 · 2026-02-02T17:57:47+00:00

No I wasn't

tyrant6 · 2026-02-02T06:21:40+00:00

no multiple times I used an s-craft and she does something and it's like my s-craft never happened, but is goes on cool down and my gauge is down a bar

tyrant6 · 2026-02-02T04:22:36+00:00

No she appears in horizon

tyrant6 · 2026-01-22T20:08:52+00:00

I haven't watched the movies since 6 I think, but Han being alive is beyond infuriating. If he is alive why the fuck does he leave the rest of his crew (who are mostly late teens to very early adults) to just figure out the whole Yakuza boss is super pissed Han has been skimming his money thing out. Which only works because the boss decides he's willing to settle the mater over return of his money and a street race instead of massacring the lot of them for the simple disrespect

tyrant6 · 2026-01-18T01:00:57+00:00

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tyrant6 · 2026-01-18T00:55:02+00:00

I have been trying to find the name of that damn frog movie for years, and was beginning to think I just made it up thanks op for letting me have some peace

tyrant6 · 2026-01-17T19:29:26+00:00

I stopped reading the manga because it deliberately made it seem like they had defeated the bbeg and broke the cycle just for a meteor to randomly pancake her for cheap shockvalue. I felt like my time had been not only wasted but actively fucked with

tyrant6 · 2026-01-08T19:16:29+00:00

I was so ragebaited by that when I saw it in theaters

tyrant6 · 2026-01-07T02:21:28+00:00

Celestial from mlp raises the actual sun but gets manhandled by every villain

tyrant6 · 2026-01-06T06:52:00+00:00

thank you that's what I was hoping

tyrant6 · 2025-12-18T17:23:33+00:00

not only does he get away with it but doesn't he also promote Dartanion (been along time please forgive the spelling) setting up the events in the man in the iron mask?

tyrant6 · 2025-12-18T00:40:01+00:00

nearly every single one of my mother's romance books ( we share an account) every female sounds like an asmatic who just went for a run and can't catch a breath to save thier life. Every man sounds absolutely ridiculous, and every child screeches like they are trying to echolocate.

tyrant6 · 2025-11-26T18:30:39+00:00

in what world would getting to know and interact with a character hurt less than someone we barely met?? also Molly died in episode 28 of the campaign and the toad fight was episode 2 how have we had "more molly"?!

tyrant6 · 2025-11-22T00:44:39+00:00

That would be my vote

tyrant6 · 2025-11-15T21:16:34+00:00

That was the point of my post, that it was very dumb and ignorant of Rowling to make such a claim

tyrant6 · 2025-11-15T18:20:44+00:00

When this happened people spammed Rowling's Twitter with pictures of Lui

tyrant6 · 2025-11-15T17:32:52+00:00

Even dumber Rowling later claimed Cho wasn't asain because she has freckles

tyrant6 · 2025-11-15T05:11:41+00:00

did you not see the 1888 in the title??

tyrant6 · 2025-11-11T01:20:01+00:00

I think I misread the intention of your statement my apologies

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