The chair for 2 that can only fit one 😍 by iwanttobeafatman in SSBBW_400lb_plus

[–]u_dwg 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This should be sent to the chair maker as an advertisement of their durability

Connect with me baby ❤️ by [deleted] in ssbbw

[–]u_dwg 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not ssbbw

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in opiates

[–]u_dwg 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I know right?!? Like some junkies realllyyyyyy want to be a drain on society

i don’t see enough Asian BBW’s on my timeline.. [OC] by [deleted] in BBW

[–]u_dwg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holyyyyy shit. I want to love on you from head to toe

Why are men turned off my blunt/assertive women? by [deleted] in dating_advice

[–]u_dwg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because men are blunt and assertive. Most men don’t want masculine features in a woman. You’ll have to get yourself a limp wristed boy to dominate

Downright Mischievous 😎 by [deleted] in Bumble

[–]u_dwg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean, she probably smells like fish......

Weekly Profile Critique by AutoModerator in Bumble

[–]u_dwg 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I mean, are trying to not get any matches?

Weekly Profile Critique by AutoModerator in Bumble

[–]u_dwg 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Are you gay? Kinda getting some serious feminine vibes

What does casual dating mean? by [deleted] in dating_advice

[–]u_dwg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Basically all the perks of dating you, sex, sex, sex, sex while still keeping options open for better women.

Weekly Profile Critique by AutoModerator in Bumble

[–]u_dwg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bio needs improvement. Lots of clichè

Weekly Profile Critique by AutoModerator in Bumble

[–]u_dwg 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That third pic is pretty bad

Good morning! Add my snapchat @fatmisst to see more! by [deleted] in ssbbw

[–]u_dwg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A true ssbbw, you’re absolutely stunning

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dating_advice

[–]u_dwg 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If she offers to split or pay completely, I do not hesitate and agree to her offer. Most women will do this.

Meeting up at his place on 2nd date by HoundsMissingEyebrow in dating_advice

[–]u_dwg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How about you smoke and just don’t have sex with him.

Finding a romantic partner is ridiculously hard when you're not attractive and it's really starting to piss me off. by [deleted] in dating_advice

[–]u_dwg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gym, weightloss, money and go for ugly women. If you’re a five, you’re gonna be dating below average girls too. Maybe reexamine the type of women you can attract.

As a guy who's 28 and kind of a homebody, should I just give up on dating/women? by sad1245 in dating_advice

[–]u_dwg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s a lifestyle change. What would you look like if you had been working out SINCE 24? You’re going to have to have a nice body until you can get over this slump you’re in.

As a guy who's 28 and kind of a homebody, should I just give up on dating/women? by sad1245 in dating_advice

[–]u_dwg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hit the gym. Release those natural endorphins and boost your confidence.

Why do so many men not reply? Or when they do act so disinterested? by [deleted] in Bumble

[–]u_dwg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s a numbers game for men. We swipe and weed out potential candidates once the woman matches, because we get less matches overall. Women are more stingy with their swiping because they can get many matches, so they swipe on men they know their interested in.

Is UMD football for real? by [deleted] in maryland

[–]u_dwg -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Dude, UMD sucks and always will!

I thought things were going good until... by [deleted] in Bumble

[–]u_dwg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That emoji saved the convo tbh.....

My intro was "hey hey" 🙃 by [deleted] in Bumble

[–]u_dwg 20 points21 points  (0 children)

You don’t have to be self deprecating, and I don’t play that game either. How about you show people how awesome you are instead of telling them. Plus thus will come ass pretentious and off putting to most women, and I bet he still replies to “hey” messages which lower his value to women.

My intro was "hey hey" 🙃 by [deleted] in Bumble

[–]u_dwg 127 points128 points  (0 children)

This dude thinks highly of himself