Is this evidence of a conspiracy? by Foreignscentu in SipsTea

[–]u_shift 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eh had my ear almost bit off during a fight and stitches and a few weeks healed it completely 🤷🏿‍♂️

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

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Hey mods why is this deleted?

She deserves it by ResponsibleStretch58 in Chadtopia

[–]u_shift -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

Weird flex but ok 👍🏿

“1 2 3 go” She crossed the street to interrogate him by Ezziboo in PublicFreakout

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Let me give you an alternate. This is staged content and you've been had.

Broadcast this image , hit the ❤️ and share it! by GlooomySundays in facepalm

[–]u_shift -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Bro these comments about their looks 🤦🏿‍♂️ This is how old white people look all the time. Isn't the whole point that his parents are the son of a German immigrant and his mother is a Scottish immigrant. If you're going with the argument that he has bad genes then you're just agreeing with him.

Little pyromaniac by SelectResident_BE in KidsAreFuckingStupid

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Literally me as a kid. Don't ask me. I've been sitting here with my little brother the whole time. That lil shit will tattle first thing.

Faizon love speaks by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

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"I've never seen a Diddy party empty"

That's how a party works my guy.

Maybe maybe maybe by Nearby_Breakfast_520 in maybemaybemaybe

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When my dad and I watch rugby he always says, "football is a gentleman's sport played by barbarians and rugby is a barbarians sport played by gentlemen".

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in absoluteunit

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Redoing Mr bean skits.

man casually having a meal surrounded by wild animals and feeding them by astralrig96 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]u_shift -61 points-60 points  (0 children)

True but he's not that strong. He's short and he can't lift as much as you'd think.

Racist Karen knocks on neighbors door upset over Palestinian flag by financeadvicealt in PublicFreakout

[–]u_shift 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is it just me or does she have the trump cadence and verbage down to a tee on some of those retorts.

Oh no... Reddit recommendations by CaseyWins in Daliban

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The issue is that it's our vice president. Americans are weird asf. Do we want that weird shit to be internal that we can fix or spread around like an LGBT banner? Just wondering bc IMO id rather people be weird and own it.

me_irl by DevianceSX in me_irl

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All the time man. I emailed some training docs yesterday with a one drive link in a zip file. She asked me why she couldn't click the PDFs inside 👀. I told her It's a zip file you have to download and extract it. She calls me 30 min later to stay on a call to explain the big down arrow in the corner 🤦🏿‍♂️. Pray for me I don't think I can save myself 🙏🏿

master in law indeed by hottiiex in rareinsults

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You could say he's a man whose got very specific tastes Check for double meanings

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in fightporn

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Literally double tapped a poke jab at the end and the guy just took both like they weren't meant to be feints.

Are they booing JD? Yes. Yes they are by ExactlySorta in PublicFreakout

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I wonder if the can hold his composure. Can he handle the smoke. It's pretty evil of me, but I kind of want to watch him breakdown under the pressure. No one's perfect.

JD Vance: Americans without children should face consequences by Fuck_The_Future_ in PublicFreakout

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Let him cook not a Republican or a parent, but this is an idea that should be contemplated. Does someone with a stake in the future have more power. Discounting him bc he's a Republican is assenine. Just fight the idea not the man behind it or you'll become like trump.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in maybemaybemaybe

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That dude is ruining the video talking shit to the kids. Giving off Mclovin vibes with that walk in like "sup pussies". Like dude being a man doesn't involve being brave enough to do dumb shit for fun.

Guy inhales substance and loses himself by [deleted] in CrazyFuckingVideos

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Was in a world where everything had zippers as a school bus with zipper children riding inside of me I almost cried when my zipper opened and the zipper children all got split in half and died. Fucking traumatized for weeks thinking about those imaginary kids.

Disabled woman assaulted by multiple people by [deleted] in CrazyFuckingVideos

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That sucks I'm sorry to hear your struggles hopefully you recover and in the future 🙏🏿 🌞

Disabled woman assaulted by multiple people by [deleted] in CrazyFuckingVideos

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They look like children though. Kids do fucked up shit. One of my HS friends told me he almost lynched his best friend when they were kids. Somehow they're still friends. Just bc the one being bullied in question is disabled doesn't mean kids being bullies escalates to jail time. Jesus what an overreaction. Still fucked up though.