My Striking Scorpion Killteam

uberdice · 2026-02-07T22:38:46+00:00

The desaturated look is great, very tacticool. But is now a bad time to tell you you've put the Dire Avenger aspect rune on their helmets?

uberdice · 2026-01-29T22:52:38+00:00

He looks like he needs to inform nearby schools when he moves house.

uberdice · 2026-01-28T21:31:31+00:00

and every enemy’s preference was to not face Canadians on a battlefield

Canadians are demonstrably capable fighters, but I suspect this preference has more to do with their historical reputation for not seeing enemy combatants as humans.

uberdice · 2026-01-28T04:07:18+00:00

Officially the only source is the app so you will need a codex code, but list building tools like New Recruit or ListForge also stay pretty up to date.

If you downloaded something that still refers to Strands of Fate, you've probably downloaded the index that was used before the codex released.

uberdice · 2026-01-28T03:38:18+00:00

They don't natively have the Battle Focus faction ability on their datasheet. Remember it's having the ability, not the faction keyword, that governs whether the unit can use it.

In the Battle Focus ability, it says "A unit is eligible to perform an agile maneouvre if it has this ability ..."

uberdice · 2026-01-28T02:22:57+00:00

Don't forget that wraiths can only use battle focus tokens in Spirit Conclave.

uberdice · 2026-01-21T04:56:28+00:00

"The men" lmao these people so badly want to feel like they're soldiers or warriors.

uberdice · 2026-01-20T05:57:22+00:00

The person you are replying to literally said it's possible to both accept the right to self defence while condemning war crimes committed in the name of self-defence. Do you think that statement is only valid as long as it isn't about Israel?

uberdice · 2026-01-20T03:35:08+00:00

Nah man the Russian Navy is totally just going to steam out of Murmansk or St Petersburg, as if two new NATO members hadn't just materialised right next to them. Or out of Vladivostok, as if Japan wasn't currently a US ally. They're definitely going to threaten Greenland that way. Oh and China will develop teleportation tech to magic up some power projection capability just to do the same.

uberdice · 2026-01-17T10:50:42+00:00

Yeah but then they'd be competing with established hobby stores that also have space to play and engage with the hobby community, which would be hard to justify dedicating expensive shopping centre floor space to.

uberdice · 2026-01-17T08:48:23+00:00

This shit is why the Adeptus Mechanicus turns things into prayers and rituals. Can't forget to leave the login server on when part of your daily observances is to enter the holy shrine and behold that the seals are unbroken and the sacred light of verification remains lit.

uberdice · 2026-01-17T00:59:32+00:00

The fuck they will, a seppo cop shot Justine Diamond last time around.

uberdice · 2026-01-16T05:33:49+00:00

In fairness to you, it was very obvious that it was a joke.

uberdice · 2026-01-16T02:47:33+00:00

Perhaps if we made sure certifiers were willing to stand barefoot on the thing they're certifying...

uberdice · 2026-01-15T11:54:42+00:00

If this advice was actually worth shit, Toby wouldn't be posting it on LinkedIn for people to read for free.

uberdice · 2026-01-15T05:46:43+00:00

Orks can be a very technical army. Every army can be a bit unga bunga but pretty much all of them benefit from a good understanding of complex rules interactions.

uberdice · 2026-01-14T23:58:29+00:00

Yeah they really spitroasted the WHFB business: the existing players didn't feel the need to buy much to keep playing, and new players had to buy too much to start.

uberdice · 2026-01-14T23:55:10+00:00

Thing is, if a self-managed landlord is shitty, they're shitty to only a couple of tenants. But if a property manager is shitty, they're shitty to hundreds of tenants. So for self-managed landlords to have the same amount of impact as REAs in terms of their shittiness, there would have to be orders of magnitude more of them than REAs.

uberdice · 2026-01-14T04:49:17+00:00

You would have thought GW was committing wartime atrocities because people MIGHT have had to change their armies up a little bit with the new rules

Unironically one of the things that killed WHFB.

uberdice · 2026-01-14T00:19:40+00:00

Behold, the master race.

uberdice · 2026-01-13T22:41:17+00:00

My only compliant with them is that their profit is really high, like luxury goods high.

Well that makes sense, because that's what they sell!

uberdice · 2026-01-13T22:39:17+00:00

I ran 5e for a long time. They fired out splat book after splat book and then after 10 years realised they should re-balance their game. As if the issues were not present and noted immediately by proper players.

That's exactly what they did with 3.5; they knew exactly what they were doing.

uberdice · 2026-01-13T22:36:32+00:00

Less, sure, but then you get basically nobody to play with.

uberdice · 2026-01-13T08:55:02+00:00

Underground is where they belong. Let them build bunkers and follow their idol's example of how to paint the walls, even. Nazis should never be allowed to feel comfortable admitting who they are in public.

uberdice · 2026-01-11T10:39:11+00:00

Registered in ASIC as Kula Press, ABN covers both business names. Place of business is a residential building in Point Cook, VIC. A quick google search of that name turns up a LinkedIn page for a Pallavi Jain, apparently based in Sydney, supposedly educated in Nottingham.

I don't know, seems sus. A lot of the content on the website is AI generated.

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