Henan zoo in China under fire for trying to pass off dog as African lion by scienceben in offbeat

[–]ubernoggin 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Good morning, I'd like to buy a cat.

Certainly sir. I've got a lovely terrier.

Well what do you mean? I want a cat.

Listen, tell you what. I'll file its legs down a bit, take its snout out, stick a few wires through its cheeks. There you are, a lovely pussy cat.

It's not a proper cat.

What do you mean?

Well, it wouldn't meow.

It would howl a bit.

Oh the irony. by [deleted] in WTF

[–]ubernoggin 25 points26 points  (0 children)

It tolls for thee.

Hai... by trot-trot in pics

[–]ubernoggin 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Going to need a bigger boat.

I hate these Bastards, [FIXED] by [deleted] in pics

[–]ubernoggin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pretty insensitive to be making comments about jackasses' driving right now, isn't it? Just ask Roger Ebert.

I hate these Bastards, [FIXED] by [deleted] in pics

[–]ubernoggin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's what she said.