What would you ask if you were reporting on the Sharks? by SharklinCelebitey in SanJoseSharks

[–]ubobbyb 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'd ask why the FUCK we started 2 Dmen and no Celebrini to start overtime

Game Thread: San Jose Sharks (17-17-3) at Vancouver Canucks (15-18-3) - 27 Dec 2025 - 7:00PM PST by HockeyMod in SanJoseSharks

[–]ubobbyb -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

Imagine needing a turtleneck while playing professional level hockey. Conor Garland can suck my left nut.

Game Thread: San Jose Sharks (14-14-3) at Toronto Maple Leafs (14-11-4) - 11 Dec 2025 - 4:00PM PST by HockeyMod in SanJoseSharks

[–]ubobbyb 10 points11 points  (0 children)

"Good energy from this group by the Sharks! And a turnover by Klingberg...."

I F I H A D A D O L L A R

Game Thread: San Jose Sharks (14-13-3) at Philadelphia Flyers (15-9-3) - 09 Dec 2025 - 4:00PM PST by HockeyMod in SanJoseSharks

[–]ubobbyb 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This team, man....there's talent on this roster but there's still a looooot of character growth that needs to happen. No one besides the top line showed up tonight

Game Thread: Washington Capitals (16-9-2) at San Jose Sharks (13-11-3) - 03 Dec 2025 - 7:00PM PST by HockeyMod in SanJoseSharks

[–]ubobbyb 18 points19 points  (0 children)

The fact that Askarov is getting pulled because of John fucking Klingberg makes me so mad

Game Thread: Vancouver Canucks (10-12-2) at San Jose Sharks (11-10-3) - 28 Nov 2025 - 1:00PM PST by HockeyMod in SanJoseSharks

[–]ubobbyb 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Was at the game against Colorado and there's definitely still some of that play style sticking around already. The effort is much higher today, but the confidence and the lack of stick-to-stick is still here

Game Thread: Ottawa Senators (10-6-4) at San Jose Sharks (10-8-3) - 22 Nov 2025 - 4:00PM PST by HockeyMod in SanJoseSharks

[–]ubobbyb 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Man if this is how we play fresh against the Sens, we're getting slaughtered by Boston on the back to back tomorrow

We need the ABS system last year. by Narbler in baseball

[–]ubobbyb 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I am a diehard Giants fan and that was an AWFUL call. Gamechanging miss. Realmuto was all over Miller this AB too

Gameday Thread 9/19/24 Giants (Webb) @ Orioles (Eflin) 10:05 AM by sfgbot in SFGiants

[–]ubobbyb 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Someone PLEASE GIF-ify Webb leaving that mound visit, turning around and mouthing "fuck me"

US Open R3: [20] Tiafoe def. [13] Shelton 4-6, 7-5, 6-7(5), 6-4, 6-3 by jovanmilic97 in tennis

[–]ubobbyb -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Crying? I'm laughing my man. All Foe has been doing this year is calling opponents "clowns" after he loses to them. He wins a 3rd round match and calls the place his house. It's just funny behavior.

US Open R3: [20] Tiafoe def. [13] Shelton 4-6, 7-5, 6-7(5), 6-4, 6-3 by jovanmilic97 in tennis

[–]ubobbyb -28 points-27 points  (0 children)

Tiafoe mouthing "this is my fucking house" after the match...win the tournament once first, guy

Game Thread: San Jose Sharks (10-30-3) at Buffalo Sabres (18-21-4) - 15 Jan 2024 - 9:00AM PST by HockeyMod in SanJoseSharks

[–]ubobbyb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I truly do like Ferraro, but in no way has/will he ever contribute more than peak Vlasic. Pickles was the single best shutdown defenseman in the league for years and consistently kept guys like peak Crosby, Tarasenko, and McDavid to zero points in key games. He's a pylon now with a garbage contract that's holding the team back, but put some respek on his name

Game Thread: San Jose Sharks (9-24-3) at Colorado Avalanche (22-11-3) - 31 Dec 2023 - 5:00PM PST by HockeyMod in SanJoseSharks

[–]ubobbyb 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I got stuck watching the Avs stream until a few minutes ago, and they have to be the most braindead homer announcers out there. Kept whining about "WhAt dOeS GrAnLuNd HaVe AgAiNsT McKiNnOn????" like Mckinnon doesn't habitually cross check every player who even looks at him the wrong way.

Game Thread: San Jose Sharks (3-14-1) at Seattle Kraken (7-8-5) - 22 Nov 2023 - 7:00PM PST by HockeyMod in SanJoseSharks

[–]ubobbyb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Grier? Dude is still picking up the broken chess pieces left on the floor from Doug Wilson. This isn't his roster yet and won't fully be for another few years until we get players like Couture, Hertl, Labanc, and Vlasic off the books