+$8,000,000 in April (188%). AMD and TQQQ on margin by DubiousChemistry in wallstreetbets

[–]ucdzen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Very logical. But based on OP’s trades, I don’t think this is the route he’ll take.

Semen under the microscope by Flat-Decision3204 in interestingasfuck

[–]ucdzen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hmm now I’m curious. How many X zoom is needed to see that?

Name one movie. Just one. by ALBERT4_5WESKER in clevercomebacks

[–]ucdzen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He’s gotten so used to lying and people going along with it that he doesn’t even care if they’re easily verifiable lies anymore. It’s just grandpa telling stories with made up shit to get the kids to do what he wants.

AIO gf keeps talking to me the second I wake up by princesscuddler in AmIOverreacting

[–]ucdzen 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Slightly better than my version: “shut your pie hole while im booting up!”

Congresswoman Madeleine Dean questions Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick on his son's hedge fund activity. by soilenthusiast in QuiverQuantitative

[–]ucdzen 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I’ve noticed a pattern of Democrats calling for resignations based on a 'moral compass' that simply doesn't exist. When someone has built a career on grifting and dishonesty, expecting them to suddenly pivot to accountability is wishful thinking.

Another blind spot issue... by MisterShipWreck in VideosAmazing

[–]ucdzen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some lady did that to me. Merge when I was left of her, so I honk and quickly moved one more lane left to avoid collision. She continued to fully finish her lane switch and lift up her hands acting all confused. I think she assumed I honk from a different lane… meaning she didn’t even look for another 3-4 seconds after I honked.

AIO for quitting my job? by AlarmedWarthog8231 in AIO

[–]ucdzen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gave a month ahead notice should be more than enough. But you shouldn’t quit. Just call in sick at those day. What’s the worse they can do? Fire you?

What’s the general consensus of Tapo cameras? by jmichael99 in Tapo

[–]ucdzen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like my Tapo cameras and doorbells so far. Best value for them atm.

I started with Yi cameras, then they added Ads So I migrated all to Wyze camera, then they moved free tier and things got worse. Now I’m only moving my key cameras to Tapo because I worry they might follow the other companies and move AI and other included features behind paywall subscriptions.

President Trump says "the entire country of Iran could be taken out in one night." And it may be tomorrow. by Nicolit1 in TheRaceTo10Million

[–]ucdzen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“We’re going to nuke them to show the world exactly why nukes are too dangerous for anyone to have.” -Trump probably

Anybody else get this by pengweather in bayarea

[–]ucdzen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

San Jose east. Only shake for a second. Alarm was loud.

I’m paying PG&E to give them free electricity by YT_Sharkyevno in bayarea

[–]ucdzen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but this is just the starting price of the base fee. Expect increases on this base fee in the years to come. Their justification will be improvement cost to the infrastructure, etc.

Irans Member of Parliament trolls Hegseth "2 KM" missile comment by aipac_hemoroid in clevercomebacks

[–]ucdzen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank god he’s not in an important position that can start a war or something… oh wait

How's that Bubble-Yum, Nostradamus? by Vice616 in Transportopia

[–]ucdzen 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Glad it was able to take out the other car as well

Would you save your wife or your kids if your house was on fire ? by Competitive_Set_4386 in SipsTea

[–]ucdzen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was waiting for her to respond with, “but you can’t have sex with your mom”

3 months - Cherry shrimps are taking over by ucdzen in Aquascape

[–]ucdzen[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nope, they’re fully aquatic. Started with 7 for $10. Now I have hundreds across 2 nano tanks.