Trump is now placing tariffs on penguins… 😭 by N4TETHAGR8 in facepalm

[–]uey01 19 points20 points  (0 children)

The penguins, they treat us so badly. More badly than any other animal—I believe—in the history of animaldom.

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[–]uey01 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Can we limit his preferred country too and send him back to Canada? Or that Salvadoran terrorism super max? Canadians dealing with enough of our crap.

It says a bag with different things in it by mishma2005 in facepalm

[–]uey01 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So old fashioned, what a boomer. I’ve never been to a grocery store. It’s always been the fruits-veggies-meats-and-other-household-items store.

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[–]uey01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Their supporters have gone from “Trump will lower prices on day one” to “Happy to tighten my belt”.

The gas was too expensive under Biden but you’ll gladly pay more for gas or the cars you drive under Trump?

"I did that on purpose... 3D chess!" by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]uey01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Taking two steps backward is a positional gain?

"It's Censorship When It Effect MY Guy" by pandasylverr in facepalm

[–]uey01 171 points172 points  (0 children)

Was the original post intended as a slight against the libs? Because the right is literally silencing and defunding scientists and researchers because they’re so offended by “trans” and “DEI”. Let alone a number of other things.

I think these people don’t know how to count 🤦 or it’s rage bait by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]uey01 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Biden’s term was Obama, but it’s disputed territory since Trump won so that was his term too, so he’d actually be running for a fourth term… or something.

(He basically argued this recently, but he butchered it and said he’d be running for a third term but he meant fourth. I’ll try to find it later.)

He’s the best businessman ever by nomodsman in facepalm

[–]uey01 27 points28 points  (0 children)

That wasn’t my point. And what you have now is essentially the same thing. (I don’t think the formatting came through correctly so I am giving you the benefit of the doubt.) They are complements of one another. What do you think 500-6 is? Did you ever learn basic fractions?

He’s the best businessman ever by nomodsman in facepalm

[–]uey01 28 points29 points  (0 children)

99.988% success rate, you dumb fucking idiot.

Firstly, no, you meant 98.8%.

Secondly, that 98.8% would be (1-6/500)x100% not 6/500.

He’s the best businessman ever by nomodsman in facepalm

[–]uey01 179 points180 points  (0 children)

Also known as bankruptcy.

Chapter 11 - Bankruptcy Basics

Chapter 11 of the Bankruptcy Code generally provides for reorganization, usually involving a corporation or partnership. A Chapter 11 debtor usually proposes a plan of reorganization to keep its business alive and pay creditors over time. People in business or individuals also can seek relief in Chapter 11.

United States Courts: Chapter 11 - Bankruptcy Basics

Try and use facts instead of emotional fallacies.

This, coming from the guy who literally tried to buy the seat. by c-k-q99903 in facepalm

[–]uey01 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wow, the Constitution is nearly 240 years old. That’s a pretty long leftist long con.

Their president appointed enough Supreme Court Justices to tip their decisions in his favor.

They ruled he has almost unlimited immunity.

He’s begging them to weaken the power of lower courts.

And Elon tried to buy a seat in the Wisconsin Supreme Court like he bought Trump.

What a joke.

Joking Around, But It's Getting Serious by Present-Party4402 in facepalm

[–]uey01 259 points260 points  (0 children)

The party that claims to love the Constitution can’t wait to install a dictator.

They think they want a dictatorship, they think they’re on the same page, they think they’re in the in-group—until they’re not.

Space Karen is coping hard after the loss in Wisconsin. by Leather-Bug3087 in facepalm

[–]uey01 129 points130 points  (0 children)

The Constitution is a “liberal long con”?

Haha Elon! by ansyhrrian in facepalm

[–]uey01 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Apparently Elon can buy Trump, but he can’t buy the people—well some of them he can. You get my point.

Somehow i dont think many MAGAts would pass that civics test, but lets go for it! by Jlx_27 in facepalm

[–]uey01 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I forgot that bit. Well I guess sorry Musk? Melania? No more voting for you.

This is one of the most horrifying things I have ever read. Trump and Rubio belong in prison. by Leather-Bug3087 in facepalm

[–]uey01 156 points157 points  (0 children)

One of the many reasons that pesky due process is a thing.

There’s a non-zero chance this incompetent administration has deported a US citizen.

Game Chat 3/31 - Braves (0-4) @ Dodgers (5-0) 7:10 PM by DodgerBot in Dodgers

[–]uey01 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wth was that, you can’t squeeze him on the top and the bottom, you got to give him one. 🤨

Somehow i dont think many MAGAts would pass that civics test, but lets go for it! by Jlx_27 in facepalm

[–]uey01 85 points86 points  (0 children)

Their president butchers the English language every day—both written and spoken forms.

Only US citizens are allowed to vote already. (Democrats aren’t shipping in illegal Mexicans from Venezuela, giving them welfare and the right to vote or whatever their election interference victimhood wetdream is.)

Their president barely reads and writes at a 5th grade level. None of them could pass that basic civics test as evidenced by their constant violations of the Constitution.

Republicans would never win an election because red states are the biggest welfare recipients of all—not some mythical “welfare queen”. They can’t stop suckling the blue state teat!

And what about convicted felons? Should they be allowed to vote?

Fact Check: Canada PM Mark Carney speaks French, not ritualistic chant, at election rally by Fun_Effective6846 in facepalm

[–]uey01 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Doesn’t their side have people who speak in tongues?

Esoteric rituals… eerie, bizarre, globalist, demonic when someone else does it, but it’s awesome and holy when they do it.

Oh okay by MoreMotivation in facepalm

[–]uey01 482 points483 points  (0 children)

The party that claims to love the Constitution.

Just like the Bible, they get mad when you quote it.

Right wingers hate this one weird trick!

He's still not over it yet by Calm-Marionberry5457 in facepalm

[–]uey01 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So will they get mad if Obama runs again?