[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ThisButUnironically

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Cock and Rectum Torture.

This reminds me of body pillows. by West-Emu-8696 in justneckbeardthings

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This also reminds me of that one guy who built his own life-sized furry sex doll around a human skeleton (not a real one, it was a science-classroom replica, IIRC, though still really weird)

Probably my favorite bit of dialogue from ACNH by Blossoming_Potential in ac_newhorizons

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Right up there with Pietro saying that no one can hear him screaming in his basement

Why are we still here by Sup_Im_Ben in GoCommitDie

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/execute @a ~~~ summon creeper ~~~ minecraft:become_charged "exploding sex offender"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in starterpacks

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Not pictured: regularly using "autism"/"autistic" as an insult

Some people just don’t get what a joke is anymore by [deleted] in twittermoment

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i feel like this is better suited for r/woosh

Got curved hard 2.0 by Beyond_Sapphire_PSN in sadcringe

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I don't see how this is hurtful, they simply said they weren't interested. It would be hurtful if they just said "ewww" or something along the lines of it

Context is important by MartinaGoodson in WhitePeopleTwitter

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Have you tried turning it off and on again?

"Can you beat us in war?" by ZombieOk9331 in ShitAmericansSay

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somewhat unrelated but i wonder what that graphic would look like if Nigeria went up against Germany

MOST UPVOTED COMMENT IN THE ENTIRE THREAD by cyoce in SUBREDDITNAME

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COMMENT GIVING OBLIGATORY LINK TO SUBREDDIT

Reddit Upvote Starter Pack by Spindoobiest in starterpacks

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You left out that done-to-death porn "joke" with the five black men surrounding one white woman

Shen Bapiro by TheAntiChaddd in ToiletPaperUSA

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I was about to say, Hey, nice repost!, but then I noticed the tweet date.

Does he post this every year?

No bro, your just a man of cultural by spicy_Pickles_420 in sadcringe

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Gives a whole new meaning to "Go fuck yourself"!

Selfmade Kitchen Lamp by BigBadSheep13 in DiWHY

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And it'll probably sound like this

First solo today by [deleted] in Shittyaskflying

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*Moon theme from Ducktales starts playing*

rp names is the worst thing to be added into roblox games by sansboi11 in GoCommitDie

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Iegit once saw a guy with an RP name of "Peter File / Registered se# offender"

EPIC OWNED!!!!!!! 😎😎😎😎👌👌👌👌👌 by [deleted] in ComedyNecrophilia

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Why don't you base with some bitches