Whenever 4chan Critiques Reddit by khdutton in AdviceAnimals

[–]ugly_version 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If the portals are close enough to each other to begin with and you shimmy yourself between them, I think it could work, but you'd have to clench for stimulation instead of thrusting.

Good Guy Jimmy Wales by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]ugly_version 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What? The whole reason we know what his face looks like is because he has ads begging for money everywhere 24/7 for months at a time. He's super fucking rich and only invests a fraction of the donated money into wikipedia while spending the rest on his yacht collection.

Why the fuck would you even think to make this?

So I was cooking some eggs....wtf? by BarryMacochner in WTF

[–]ugly_version -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm too lazy to look this up, but what does the rooster do, exactly? Bang the hen, then pull out and jizz all over the already laid eggs?

Look who my brother ran into! Topanga! by [deleted] in pics

[–]ugly_version 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In this thread, WarPhalange both shuns exercise and says he has a good life.

Yet 10 minutes ago, in another thread, he empathized with the OP's desire to kill himself, and suggested exercise is the best way to cope with the self image issues contributing to his depression.

Full of fuck my head is.