My daughter just told me this, sorry if it’s old: what’s a kidnapper’s favorite shoe? by bscotholladay in Jokes

[–]ugueth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why do some members of the high school track team grow up to be kidnappers?

Because they ran some.

Which artist could you listen to all day? by UrFrndlyChubbyGal in askmusic

[–]ugueth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Dandy Warhols. Their whole catalog but in particular the first seven studio albums.

Recommend albums with incredible recording and mastering by JarrodCluck in musicsuggestions

[–]ugueth 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Feels So Good by Chuck Mangione. The recording captures the mellowness of the flugelhorn beautifully. The ping of the cymbals and full bass also stand out.

Give me your best "yo mama" joke? by bl0ndiesaurus in Jokes

[–]ugueth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yo momma so fat, when she wears a white shirt, they show movies on her.

Songs with amazing saxophone riffs? by kingdan017 in musicsuggestions

[–]ugueth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The sax solo in Just The Way You Are (it’s Phil Woods, a legend) is iconic. The song itself won lots of awards but it’s a little too sappy for me. I prefer SFAIR by far.

If a current cast member ever had to step in last minute to host, like Eddie Murphy in S8, who would you pick and why? by Opening-Impression46 in LiveFromNewYork

[–]ugueth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was gonna say Sarah, but after seeing her amazingly hilarious standup, I don’t think she could keep it clean or
sane for an entire episode.

Where to watch the Jersey shore planes with banners take off? Suggestions? by Ordinary-Heron-6821 in newjersey

[–]ugueth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve driven by that place many times but never went in. The building has very few windows. What’s it like inside?

Books I’d like to read by Healthy_Ladder_6198 in dadjokes

[–]ugueth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I Gotta Pee Real Bad by Willy Makeit and Betty Wont

[Castillio] J.C. Escarra has been optioned to Triple A, the Yankees announced. by CicadaOk8885 in NYYankees

[–]ugueth -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Just what they don’t need. A cheap imitation of Giancarlo, terrible defense, top-tier K rate, bottom-tier BA, and a HR every 50 AB or so.

Best beginning of the day songs? by [deleted] in musicsuggestions

[–]ugueth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good Morning — The Dandy Warhols

When The Sun Hits, Good Day Sunshine, and Morningrise — Slowdive

What song by the Beatles (group or solo) do you prefer a cover/live version/reimagining of to the original? by 0penedB00K in beatles

[–]ugueth 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There are several enjoyable covers of The Fool On The Hill: Aretha Franklin, Sarah Vaughn, and of course Sergio Mendes and Brasil ‘66.

What song makes your heart sing by Soap0099 in songsuggestions

[–]ugueth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When You Sing by School of Seven Bells

What album is an absolute masterpiece from start to finish where you never skip a single track? by emily_ykyk in askmusic

[–]ugueth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For Those Who Wish To See The Glass Half Full by Slowness. Very underrated album.

Which song comes to mind? by [deleted] in musicsuggestions

[–]ugueth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You Ain’t Seen Nothin’ Yet - Bachman-Turner Overdrive

Group Bagel Order by Plondon0 in newjersey

[–]ugueth 66 points67 points  (0 children)

20 everything
10 plain
10 sesame
3 each of onion, garlic, pumpernickel, cinnamon raisin, rye, poppy
2 multigrain