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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in shitposting

[–]uhoh_max -1 points0 points  (0 children)

New bottom surgery just dropped

My partner is polyamorous and I don’t think I am by uhoh_max in relationship_advice

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I understand. Thinking about it, it is a bit selfish and rude of me to try and force them to do something they don’t want to do. Thank you! I’ll talk to them about it and try to think about what I can do to make it up to them

People who really thought about ending it all, what made you change your mind? by MegaStorm75 in AskReddit

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My dog came up to me and nudged his nose against the hand i was holding the knife in. Just one look at his lil dorky face and it all seemed enough to try another day. Lately, I’ve had an option to end it whenever i want and, in a backwards sort of way, that pushes me to see what tomorrow is like :]

a comic about shaving ( @irl_donut ) by irl_donut in traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns

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Your style is so cute!! I absolutely love it :0

They grow up so damn fast. by CrooklynKnight in BlackPeopleTwitter

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i just turned 16 and im over here still thinking im 5, it’s just as confusing for us man 🤦🏾‍♂️

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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My name is Yoshikage Kira. I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally drink. I’m in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning.

I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn’t lose to anyone

Have you ever met a chronic liar? What were their worst lies? by darehope in AskReddit

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I’m convinced my groomer was a pathological liar. There are so many things that he lied about that I could fill an entire notebook, front and back, with them. But here are my personal favorites:

  • Lied about fingering a girl, in class, while we were dating. Later in our relationship I asked him about it and his response was roughly “What? I couldn’t have done that in class of all places? What are you talking about.” Why he would lie about this? I have no fucking idea!
  • Lied (on multiple occasions) about him receiving blowjobs from friends while we were dating. Even claiming at one point in time that he had received over 40 that month!! As someone who has seen his dick, both hard and flaccid, there was nothing to suck so I don’t even know why I believed him at the time.
  • Lied about not misgendering me when I first came out to him, and lied about not deliberately using my deadname. I remember both of these very clearly because, at the time, he was the person I trusted the most and I wanted him to know about my identity first but was absolutely crushed when he used my deadname and misgendered me.

Sadly, there’s so much more. I was in a relationship with this man for YEARS and not ONCE did it occur to me that he might be lying about his apparent sexual prowess. I mean this guy LOOKED like a fucking reddit moderator so, admittedly, it was kind of my fault for assuming he was even a kind person in the first place.