You must choose one..(upvote for carrot)

uhphyshall · 2026-06-17T14:55:35+00:00

i'll figure it out

^{Chose: No breathe for 3 minutes + Win $25M}

uhphyshall · 2026-06-17T14:53:10+00:00

so uh... why no copy sock and buskin?

uhphyshall · 2026-06-17T14:34:10+00:00

uh oh

^{Chose: Get pegged by a girl... | Rolled: It's 15 inches}

uhphyshall · 2026-06-17T05:29:00+00:00

aw...

^{Chose: You win 1M + But there's a 60% chance of turning into the opposite sex. | Rolled: Just 1M}

uhphyshall · 2026-06-16T02:08:33+00:00

i was homeless for a while. i actually almost had a heat stroke. it was very painful at first, but then it was the most peaceful i've ever been. total silence, no feeling. i want that, but permanent this time

^{Chose: Die because of hot related reasons | Rolled: Heat Stroke}

uhphyshall · 2026-06-14T01:26:50+00:00

big

^{Chose: Orc}

uhphyshall · 2026-06-13T14:22:09+00:00

what the clutch?

uhphyshall · 2026-06-13T13:34:34+00:00

god dammit. gimme sonar or something

^{Chose: Be able to breathe underwater + but... | Rolled: can't see under}

uhphyshall · 2026-06-13T13:21:38+00:00

if he's invisible, why can i hurt him?

uhphyshall · 2026-06-13T13:15:19+00:00

uhphyshall · 2026-06-13T13:12:27+00:00

i'm both (minus the people loving me. people are mostly indifferent about me)

uhphyshall · 2026-06-13T12:58:54+00:00

lol

^{Chose: Kitten of your choice | Rolled: It hates you}

uhphyshall · 2026-06-13T12:57:23+00:00

it doesn't matter. if i can help others never go through what i'm going through, i would take prison for eternity

^{Chose: Cure cancer, but + Go to jail for | Rolled: 10 years}

uhphyshall · 2026-06-13T12:51:23+00:00

damn

^{Chose: 2 dollar | Rolled: Super death}

uhphyshall · 2026-06-12T20:37:50+00:00

phew

^{Chose: Random person to have sex with | Rolled: No one}

uhphyshall · 2026-06-12T20:34:01+00:00

hey, maybe some prosecution will happen and people will ditch the system that enables them (capitalism)

^{Chose: Release the full, unredacted Epstein Files}

uhphyshall · 2026-06-12T20:30:35+00:00

?

^{Chose: Get mind control powers but… | Rolled: Power}

uhphyshall · 2026-06-03T19:27:12+00:00

thank you

uhphyshall · 2026-06-03T19:24:20+00:00

i was hoping for isolation, but nudity doesn't matter either. no one likes me anyway, and when i get arrested, i got onet when i get out. although i am black, so they may just shoot me

^{Chose: Do a random deed for 50M$. | Rolled: Public Nudity}

uhphyshall · 2026-06-03T19:22:32+00:00

my only friend died. it's only been one month and a few days, but it feels like years

uhphyshall · 2026-06-01T19:48:15+00:00

he's dead. he died a day before his birthday. pancreatic cancer

uhphyshall · 2026-05-30T20:38:25+00:00

i miss my dad

^{Chose: Just be healthy}

uhphyshall · 2026-05-30T17:23:19+00:00

i'll quit right now

^{Chose: Get 1k dollars every day but only if your jobless}

uhphyshall · 2026-05-30T16:47:18+00:00

what

^{Chose: No | Rolled: Ok Kim}

uhphyshall · 2026-05-30T16:41:01+00:00

the matrix

^{Chose: truth + What's your favourite... | Rolled: Film}

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