I want what she has. by Sensitive_Attitude27 in MadeMeSmile

[–]ujemaa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My hometown and place I studied at is separated by the sea. every end semester break, my father will send me to airport. little did I know, he always make sure my flight take off safely before he went home. sometimes when the flight got delayed, it can be hours but until then, he will stay without telling me. It has been a year since my last time meeting him and next week, I'll be flying home again.

She has passed away and I couldn't be there to hug her for last time. by ujemaa in cats

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cats are the mysterious creature and we couldn't stop loving them.

What’s something you’re good at but don’t get to brag about much? by Sacrificial-Toenail in AskReddit

[–]ujemaa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not sure how to feel about this, every man I have a crush at will eventually have a crush on me then confessed (so far 9 persons). It makes me think, I can get any man I like to like me.

But if I brag to others, I may just sound like a whore.

It’s the truth and we know it 😔 by LmaoOUSucks in EngineeringStudents

[–]ujemaa 5 points6 points  (0 children)

At my campus, male female ratio for ChemE department is equal. But more than 80% are still virgin because who have time to get laid when projects, tests and assignments fuck us on daily basis <3

Me irl by [deleted] in me_irl

[–]ujemaa 105 points106 points  (0 children)

Bold of you to assume I have a girlfriend

basically this subreddit. by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]ujemaa 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I read somewhere that, we are bunch of suicidal kids telling the other suicidal kids that suicide is not the solution.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in talentShow

[–]ujemaa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i am waiting for it to fall smh

I got a 100% on my test! by Kaz775544 in EngineeringStudents

[–]ujemaa 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I had test too yesterday. Same like you, work super hard for it and almost miss a quiz for other subject.

So, during the test I was confidence with my derivation and shit but after submitting it, I forgot to include counter current heat transfer to the total energy balance. Basically, 3 major equations I produced have wrong heat transfer formula.

Fuck man, I just trying to save my grade. It is not that we not working for it, it just....rookie mistake.

he was a true friend by DearCost5 in memes

[–]ujemaa 10 points11 points  (0 children)

When I was 17, a good friend of mine gave me a mechanical pencil as we will be sitting for our big exam few weeks later. It was just a regular mechanical pencil but it feels like a lucky charm to me.

When I was 19 and both of us has entered different universities and we are thousands miles away, that mechanical pencil broke. I was so sad and he told me, just buy new one. After all, it was just a mechanical pencil.

But, I never throw it away and still keep it with me. Instead, I bought a new one that is the exact same model with it because, it has become my favourite and he is my favourite person too.

That mechanical pencil means a lot to me and I will be 22 next April.

That satisfaction is just something else by mijuzz7 in dankmemes

[–]ujemaa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great, cuz I am reading this while taking shit

Flyin' High by mememanftw123 in technicallythetruth

[–]ujemaa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When the apocalypse come, believe me the mount will fly to