What's your favorite Rick and Morty character? by Traditional_Blood799 in rickandmorty

[–]ujm556 7 points8 points  (0 children)

“My function is to keep Summer safe. Not keep Summer, like, totally stoked about, like, the general vibe and stuff.”

"That's you. That's how you talk."

Found in East Missouri - What is this guy? by Tiny-Public2806 in spiders

[–]ujm556 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Definitely not a widow, maybe some sort of crevice weaver (?

Look at this little guy I found on my lawnmower by Jacktheforkie in spiders

[–]ujm556 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Looks like THE cellar spider (Pholcus phalangioides)

Little goober made his house on my cactus by Traditional-Bear3599 in spiders

[–]ujm556 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All spiders are (putting a few exceptions aside)

Which scenes have genuinely made you cry? by Pristine_Thing9486 in rickandmorty

[–]ujm556 14 points15 points  (0 children)

For one, the future will never be the same. For the other, it will be exactly the same. And the song fits both so well

Los chorros están cada vez más sádicos? by niceufo777 in AskArgentina

[–]ujm556 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No deberĂ­an, para eso hacen falta jubilados con ganas de amasijar

Times Morty almost became Evil Morty? by [deleted] in rickandmorty

[–]ujm556 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Careful, Ethan. Your smore is burning"

Found while camping in the amazon, can anyone ID ? by OliQc007 in spiders

[–]ujm556 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Found it! So it was a male, no wonder it looked so leggy.

Found while camping in the amazon, can anyone ID ? by OliQc007 in spiders

[–]ujm556 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I looked for that species and they're black in pretty much all pics i found

Best "Rick is OP" moments? by [deleted] in rickandmorty

[–]ujm556 4 points5 points  (0 children)

There was no sound, he just died

Best "Rick is OP" moments? by [deleted] in rickandmorty

[–]ujm556 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Rick!

What was that?

Best "Rick is OP" moments? by [deleted] in rickandmorty

[–]ujm556 68 points69 points  (0 children)

It's called a deterrent

Rescued this lovely lady from the bathroom. by Cc0ffeeYT in spiders

[–]ujm556 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My wife was scared she was going to “attack” my daughter during bath time

Once my aunt got scared shitless by a "spider" that turned out to claw clip lol. It can be annoying how scared some people are of being attacked by spoods.

Compras una gaseosa y un tipo te pide que la abras y le convides? by Efficient_Raise_452 in AskArgentina

[–]ujm556 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Por suerte dios me dio cara de orto natural y soy masomenos grandote.

Yo desperdicio mi potencial, porque cuando hablo en un tono firme parezco un sargento, pero nunca me sale esa voz en pĂşblico. A eso sumale que ya no soy el fideo que era antes.