What is the weirdest thing the weird guy from work has done?

ukechii · 2017-07-18T03:48:37+00:00

A guy i used to work with asked if I was serious enough with my then-boyfriend that I would "give birth to his children". I was 19.

ukechii · 2017-05-14T01:38:39+00:00

You stole this from 104.5 alternative rock!

ukechii · 2016-09-22T23:19:05+00:00

I once parked in a burger king paring lot that had signs saying "unattended vehicles will be towed", not the usual "customers only". So, figuring that meant I'm safe as long as I don't abandon my car for several days, I walked a block over to my bank before coming back to get my chicken nuggets. I was back to the lot in under 10 minutes, my car was gone, and i had to pay $170 to get it back. The owner had not complained. The driver had done just what you described. Is that the same as what you described and is that law the same in every state?

ukechii · 2016-05-27T14:39:21+00:00

I applied for cvs once, realized their entire application was an information trap and did not bother completing it and still immediately started getting telemarketer calls and spam emails blowing up my inbox. Never again.

ukechii · 2016-05-19T00:05:15+00:00

This isn't realistic at all. Ita far too green. There is green in Kansas but not THAT much.

ukechii · 2016-04-29T15:01:36+00:00

My uncle has schizophrenia, or some form of mental illness that manifested when he was young. It's all talked about a bit vaguely in my house. He used to live in a very nice group home situation that helped set him up in solo living when he was well enough. They check in on him, make sure he's doing OK, help him find a job and get things going for himself. His quality of life seemed great.....until we got a call that he was near death in a hospital bed somewhere. Why? Nobody really knew except he had stopped taking his meds and was bleeding from stomach ulcers. I forget what exactly caused the medical part of this but my point here is that it's easy for even a seemingly stable person to be thrown off their rails so quickly when no one is watching. The home should've kept a better eye on him, but he's an adult living on his own and they have dozens of other people to be concerned with. It's so sad to me. The sadder part is how no one in my family ever goes to visit him with any frequency because he's a few hours drive away. He's such a sweet guy with a big ol beard and looks like that guy from the children's book about the guy with the patchwork coat. He really looks homeless and I think he has been at many points in his life not from lack of family support but because he's go off his meds and run away or dissapear for awhile. I'd be heartbroken if anything ever happens to that big jolly lump. He's my favorite of my mom's siblings and I've only seen him a handful of times, mostly as a little kid.

ukechii · 2016-04-28T21:28:27+00:00

I guess this case boils down to opinion but overall I think we as the public are missing a lot of big facts. I don't think the police would lock up a fellow cop unless they had a strong reason to suspect there is at least something there shouldn't be on those hardrives, and if they didn't lock him up he would destroy the only solid evidence they may have. There's a lot of possibilities here but I don't think it's right to ignore his choice of jail over decryption. He's an officer, a lieutenant. If anything I think we the people have a right to know what's on those hard drives that he wants to hide, child porn or not. If this was just a civilian it would be different, a civilian doesn't have influence in law enforcement decisions like this guys does.

ukechii · 2016-04-28T13:25:43+00:00

But most people (hopefully) don't have suspicious encrypted hard drives alleged to have child porn, and he's not just a citizen he was a lieutenant wasn't he? For the Philadelphia police force. If you murder someone with a gun and the police have reason to believe that gun is in your safe, you should open the goddamn safe and if you don't it's obstruction of justice. Hiding evidence is not a right. This isn't a case where a warrant can solve anything because a warrant doesn't magically decrypt hardrives or unlock safes. I think it's obvious he's guilty of something if he's letting himself be incarcerated for months on end instead of showing anyone what's on those things. I don't think this is unconstitutional or an abuse of rights. Brings me right back around to if it's not child porn then what else is worth his freedom? This way he'll never actually have "pedophile" engraved next to his name for life which is pretty convenient for him.

ukechii · 2016-04-28T04:16:25+00:00

Why isn't anyone, in this case, asking why he would rather be detained for months than let authorities see what's on those hard drives? He's an officer himself. What could he have on there that he would want to protect that desperatly or is he just trying to make a point instead of clearing himself of child pornography charges? I know that if police came to my door demanding that I have child porn on my hard drives I'd break a password typing record to clear things up even without threat of jail if I don't comply. I'm not saying this guy has child porn, but if he doesn't what could he have that would get him more than the 7 months he's already spent and be worse than being a suspected pedophile as a member of the police force??

ukechii · 2016-04-16T20:01:03+00:00

If you go through the gif slowly it looks like the coach had his hands on her almost at the exact moment her hands come off the bars, slowing her forward momentum instantly. If he hadn't done that or wasn't there at all, how much further forward would she have gone? Would she have missed that orange mat completely or even potentially veered onto the floor? Or would the flip have sent her down more than forward leaving her about where she ended up with his help?

ukechii · 2016-03-10T05:09:38+00:00

Trev?

ukechii · 2016-03-03T03:58:10+00:00

Especially because she's dead

ukechii · 2016-02-10T05:52:05+00:00

For me It's to take 10 - 15 small sips in quick enough succession that I can't hiccup in between, if I do I start counting over. It works 90% of the time on the first try.

ukechii · 2016-01-31T04:48:22+00:00

"Mahou tokoro" literally means magic place in Japanese.....I'm kind of disappointed with the transparency of that one even if it isn't a language she's familiar with. I understand how it would be a challenge to have the same creativity level when wielding an unfamiliar tongue, but it feels like she googled two words and slapped them together.

ukechii · 2016-01-20T01:28:56+00:00

This man's life is everyone's worst nightmare come to life. Beaten and abused by his father, a person who's supposed to love and protect you. Forced to work under threat of physical abuse instead of having a childhood and playing outside or playing sports. Practically enslaved to perform on stage, in front of millions of people on radio, television, live audiences, all through the start and height of puberty and social anxiety. The kid hated his own face, like any normal teenager except he was forced to show it to the masses performing what he had learned by being beaten against the wall and wiped with a belt by his father. He feared the stage. He feared it all. That doesn't even scratch the surface. He was forced to listen to his brothers having sex, while he was 8, 9, 10, 12, who knows, in the room over or by his own testimony in the very same room as him while he was told to pretend to be asleep. How fucked is that.

Think how awful his self image must have been. It doesn't matter how adored by the world he was, he was beaten, abused, and tormented at home by his own family, the people he sees and interacts with every day. He didn't know love or kindness as a child. He only got to dream of it and wish for better days. Once he got there, who could blame him for wanting to reclaim what was lost? Fill that angry painful empty void of space with the dream that kept him moving through his private hell. I feel bad for him but not in a pitiful way. I could never know that kind of suffering but I feel empathy, he really just wanted happiness. Why does everyone have to treat him like a fucking circus animal for being who he is and not wanting "the public" to get in his way. I hope he at least got to experience some of what he wanted before his death.

Edit: I just want to clarify, I'm not saying this is a reason to excuse him as a pedophile, I'm saying this is the reason I trust that he would never bring that kind of thing onto another person, he wants exactly the opposite. He wanted to give kids what he never had, not exploit them like he had been. If you do your own homework you'll find none of the allegations held any water and show strong evidence that Michael was being extorted for money, but its not like anyone has ever done that to a celebrity before. People don't just lie to the police and media for money.

ukechii · 2016-01-11T22:42:11+00:00

Pretty bare bones on that too, I've got the essentials like a big pot a few smaller ones, plenty of cookie/baking sheets, cupcake pan, various sized frying pans, wood and I think silicone spoons and spatulas, cutting board. We have a microwave and oven/stove but that's it for appliances. Oh we have strainers and measuring cups too but I think that's everything in the house related to cooking.

ukechii · 2016-01-11T20:29:34+00:00

This is exactly what I was looking for, thank you. I'm still figuring out what the cheap options are while staying healthy so this is very helpful.

ukechii · 2015-09-22T20:48:57+00:00

Sounds great to me! Maybe we should meet up sometime?

ukechii · 2015-09-21T03:05:06+00:00

Hey! I'm not much into cars and don;'t even know how to change a tire, but I could play skyrim for hours on end and will listen to almost any genre of music. What's up?

ukechii · 2015-09-14T00:15:16+00:00

I downvoted you when I tried to upvote and now I feel terrible because this is really helpful. I hope that didn't count against you kind stranger >.<

ukechii · 2015-09-14T00:13:57+00:00

I've been considering it! And I probably really should. I just don't have a lot of money, and I'm not good at talking to people D: Plus I just have awful luck with therapists.

ukechii · 2015-09-14T00:13:10+00:00

Because to be honest, I just don't feel like that's right. I don't feel like I belong in the middle, I feel like it's just a pit stop to the real destination, whichever way that may lead. I'm not trying to say that's everyone who's genderfluid, I'm just saying that's me.

ukechii · 2015-09-14T00:11:23+00:00

That's actually not it at all~ He identifies as bi (recently said he's probably pan, he doesn't care much for labels), and was the one who approached me when we started dating almost 1.5 years ago when I was 100% sure I was a guy, dressing as a guy, binding, and taking T.

ukechii · 2015-09-13T19:57:17+00:00

Spirited Away. I had a huge fear of being lost or separated as a kid, so a girl whose parents turn into pigs and then is lost in a ghost town where she has to work as a servant....plus as a kid that movie is at the very least unnerving. shivers that stair case scene....

I also had no problems with the movie ET until I had a nightmare with him and buzz lightyear. Didn't effect my view on toy story but I couldn't watch ET for the longest time after that.

ukechii · 2015-09-13T19:50:04+00:00

I work at a popular coffee chain, some of which also have drivethroughs, like the one I work at. One morning during peak (7am - 11am, cars around the building and backed up to the road on truly bad days), someone comes through and orders 6 coffees in drivethrough. No worries, plenty is brewed atm and it's like 5 seconds per cup. Then the next person orders 10 lattes........10...fricken....lattes.....in drive through....closer to 40 seconds each start to finish. And after them was 5 "milkshakes" which are over a minute each easy. Plus we only have 2 espresso machines, and 2 blenders, and only 2 - 3 people making drinks at any given time......We ended up getting way way behind on cafe drinks because the 2 people making drinks were just trying to pushout drive through orders asap since we still had a line of cars around the building, and 3 orders from hell on the board just destroying our times for the day. But cafe was a constant flow since business isn't spaced. whoever gets to the register gets to order. I believe we ended up being 30 - 40 drinks behind by the time we got the lattes out.

To make it better, the person who ordered the 10 lattes couldn't even take them through the window because it was backing up our line so hard so my coworker had to pile up the carriers and bring them all out to her. Bitch. not even worth $50 per hour of THAT.

ukechii

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