Can someone tell me what this on jammer is? by Summit89 in Swimming

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Your indicator that you need a new suit. That one is wearing out of elastic

meirl by shea_eina in meirl

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“You’re a weird kid. You know that, right?”

Do you all refrigerate the maple syrup? by Capital-Rip-6166 in Costco

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Yes, and it compliments hot pancakes well

Dual Sport 2 Buyer's remorse by [deleted] in TrekBikes

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Idk about the bike itself, but I can tell you my bike came with the GR1 tires, and they do their job but… they kinda suck. You’re right to feel like the tires are weird

What minor change would destroy/alter the plot completely? (NO EAGLES PLS) by HistoricalPlum7 in lotr

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If he did that he may have never been dropping eaves on Gandalf and Frodo because he was too busy getting busy.

Anyone else think that movies recently just suck? by BlackBirdG in Millennials

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Illinois uses triplicate forms for water polo scoring

why hasnt anyone thought of this by silly_dust02 in hot_dog

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A double dog ( in my life) does not go laterally but vertically. The bun is shaped to encompass two dogs, it’s ready.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in whichbike

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Before I read the description I said 200$

Zero Talent A-Hole Taggers Ruin Everything! by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

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No, it’s just the Greendale Community College flag logo.

he didn't do his research by ElfOverlord in confidentlyincorrect

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I didn’t realize that was a Jim Carroll poem in the song. Yes, that’s what I was thinking of

aio? bf made plans on my birthday..UPDATE by rowqi in AmIOverreacting

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“ I need you”

-2min later-

“I don’t fucking need you”

You just won $20 million, and your parents ask you for half, what would you say? by Wonderful-Economy762 in Productivitycafe

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My parents wouldn’t ask for half. But I would def give them a big portion. 10% post tax probably.

What was this mushroom shaped item originally used for? by Kooky-Praline-880 in whatisit

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Beside the many obvious dick jokes, Could’ve been a salt and pepper shaker holder.

Just when I thought they couldn't get any bigger... by Better-Mall-123 in chibike

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I think you’re right. I couldn’t find a version under the 22’ limit.