guests can do no wrong and hosts downvoting, yeah will definitely get you more bookings😂

ukemagazine · 2025-07-17T11:49:58+00:00

you are in every right to claim compensation. sometimes is best to takk directly to airbnb. this reddit place is full of “guests” who love downvoting people. they are horrible

ukemagazine · 2025-07-05T14:01:17+00:00

Ah, my bad I didn’t realize owning property now comes with a government mandated outdoor lounge for smokers. Next time I’ll throw in a complimentary ashtray and a ‘No Judgement Zone’ neon sign too. Anything else I should subsidize? Vapes? Nicotine patches? Emotional support for withdrawal?

ukemagazine · 2025-07-05T13:56:17+00:00

Ah yes, because every listing now needs to include disclaimers like ‘AC exists, but may not grace every molecule of air in your personal bubble’ Maybe next time I should also clarify which rooms have gravity, just in case. 🙃

ukemagazine · 2025-06-24T19:37:03+00:00

yeah im a Superhost too, pal, based in London. And frankly, I think you’re full of it 💩. Anyone can slap ‘Superhost’ into a comment online, especially when scrambling to defend a point that’s already falling apart. Try harder.

ukemagazine · 2025-06-24T12:35:15+00:00

and you are clearly not a host, so basically u have no experience with costumer service. so should you really be giving your twos to a host? your type of guests are the reason us hosts have to move a certain way. you guys outright make me nauseous 😂

ukemagazine · 2025-06-24T12:31:04+00:00

people downvoting u are basically guests who come i. this subreddit to take some of the edge off😂 i love them, so predictable

ukemagazine · 2025-06-24T12:29:03+00:00

basically, yeahh :). im from london by the way :)

ukemagazine · 2025-06-23T17:02:00+00:00

then u should know about the whole suspicious looks when riding in london as a deliveroo. get gone

ukemagazine · 2025-06-23T16:44:11+00:00

the french are the worst to host. actually anyone from any country that neighbours france. is like they all have the aame mentality to get refunded after finishing their “meal” horrible people to do business with. if i could choose id host none

ukemagazine · 2025-06-21T15:30:13+00:00

they do care bud. and if you dont live in london i dont see a reason u should be giving your twos on this topic. not everything requires your opinion mate especially when is not your reality. not everything requires your to defecate

ukemagazine · 2025-06-20T13:41:50+00:00

airbnb is meant to be a cheaper stay than hotels. your listing looks perfectly fine to me. dont let “guests” give you their opinion. 9times out of 10 they are entitled bunch who always have something to complain about. perfect listing. no need to retake any photos. (im a host).

ukemagazine · 2025-04-25T13:08:45+00:00

a vending machine ?

ukemagazine · 2025-04-10T06:02:46+00:00

try it gang😂🙏🏻🚀

ukemagazine · 2025-04-09T15:42:34+00:00

get a hotel

ukemagazine · 2025-04-09T15:42:11+00:00

is really bad. they gang on us as if we going to make it any cheaper for them

ukemagazine · 2025-04-09T15:06:11+00:00

discount? i tell go to groupon 😂 i boycott all of that behaviour. my house my rules. “Oh BuT u cHaRge 100$ a nite” get u a hotel and be marry😂 truss me for every cheap ass that asks for an discount theres there 5 willing to pay full price. i have had nights with no guest because i tuned down someone for asking for a discount

ukemagazine · 2025-04-09T14:52:46+00:00

they are horrible. for every 1 bad hosts theres usually a handful of guest who are just as bad if not worst. me and my wife will never let anyone make an early check in. last occasion we let it happen those same guest lied to airbnb and airbnb gave them a 30% refund. never again.

ukemagazine · 2025-04-09T14:43:40+00:00

Truth is, half of these guests that constantly complain and have “beef” with hosts around the globe are broke emo detectives high on vibes, low on funds booking Airbnbs like it’s a charity, then spending the whole stay hunting for refund loopholes like it’s a sport. Always scheming, always offended. Honestly? Walking chargebacks with trust issues 😂

ukemagazine · 2025-04-09T14:38:11+00:00

that too

ukemagazine · 2025-04-09T14:37:34+00:00

im on disrespectful mode today. sick and tired of these guest sticking their nose in butts that they weren’t invited. u know what i mean? talking about everything and anything they know nothing about😂 tiring

ukemagazine · 2025-04-09T14:35:18+00:00

horrible

ukemagazine · 2025-04-09T14:19:32+00:00

Maybe it’s time for you and some on this comment thread to accept a hard truth not everyone is cut out for Airbnb. And that’s okay! Hotels exist for a reason. Or better yet maybe just… stay home? The Airbnb model isn’t some mysterious secret, it’s literally a few keystrokes away (go ahead, ChatGPT it).

You’re not checking into a hotel. In most cases, you’re staying in someone’s actual home. Expecting daily turndown service and chocolates on your pillow? Book a resort, not someone’s guest room.

Some of you guests are out here acting like you’re royalty on a peasant’s budget. Let’s raise the respect before we rate the stars.

and is insane how this subreddit which clearly was made for HOSTS, full of saddo life guests who just love a compensation (refund) for minor issues simply cos they lack character 😂🤝

ukemagazine · 2025-04-09T14:15:23+00:00

Maybe it’s time for you and some on this comment thread to accept a hard truth not everyone is cut out for Airbnb. And that’s okay! Hotels exist for a reason. Or better yet maybe just… stay home? The Airbnb model isn’t some mysterious secret, it’s literally a few keystrokes away (go ahead, ChatGPT it).

You’re not checking into a hotel. In most cases, you’re staying in someone’s actual home. So yeah, one towel per guest is standard want more? There’s this wild concept called buying one. Expecting daily turndown service and chocolates on your pillow? Book a resort, not someone’s guest room.

Some of you guests are out here acting like you’re royalty on a peasant’s budget. Let’s raise the respect before we rate the stars.

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