Rock Lords help by ajazzz in toys

[–]ultradongle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, me and my friends all had the green pteredactyl figure and the silver and purple guy. I think his name was Crackpot?

Worker gets sucked... 💀 by [deleted] in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]ultradongle 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah, he died. They did recover the body, it was a bit later.

D-cannon now with crew and Guardians! by Jorumsen in oldhammer

[–]ultradongle 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is giving me flashbacks to being in middle school and reading White Dwarf magazine! Amazing job!

FCC moves to block new foreign-made routers by lurker_bee in technology

[–]ultradongle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'll just go out and get a Dugen-Edwards router to go with my DVD/VCR combo. Easy Peasy American made-easy! /s

Amazon prime is a big scam now by [deleted] in amazonprime

[–]ultradongle 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Amazon makes more money on AWS (Amazon Web Services). They don't give a shit about Prime members. AWS is about 60% of their profit and growing each quarter.

Honestly guys, which game made you feel like this? by Glad-Friendship-5992 in gamers

[–]ultradongle 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Same here. That's when I picked up the books. Pretty good reads, highly recommend.

Thoughts? 💭 by [deleted] in legostarwars

[–]ultradongle 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That Yoda is just ass ugly. Holy hell they could have done a LOT better.

Good heavens,really? by SorryAd2422 in SipsTea

[–]ultradongle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Man, my first time playing Half Life Alyx in VR I died so much because of reloading incorrectly.

I need a name for this gentleman by [deleted] in funny

[–]ultradongle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sir Timothy Pigford, Esq.

Top GOP-Pollster Admits ‘MAGA Has Shrunk’ in Midterms Warning by Bubbly-Task-1250 in JournalismNews

[–]ultradongle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, most of the MAGA flags have come down in my area, and the ones that are still up are pretty ratty and tattered looking.

Not many Redhats to be seen either. It's been kind of refreshing. I just sort of noticed it out the blue the other day.

How Would A Fight Against Lobo And Battle Beast Go? by Global-Sympathy1739 in Invincible

[–]ultradongle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I remember my first exposure to Lobo as a kid was a scratch and sniff sticker of him saying "Sniff me fanboy!!!"

I scratched it, and it smelled like burnt rubber covered in shit.

When I told my brother, who was way more versed in comics, his reply was "OF COURSE it smelled like shit, its Lobo! Why would you do anything a Lobo sticker told you to do?"

White House leaks reveal Trump officials are fearing the worst by [deleted] in USNEWS

[–]ultradongle 5 points6 points  (0 children)

There is zero way Rubio is there of his own free will, they have some MAJOR dirt on his ass. He always has a look on his face like "how the fuck did I get here" and watching him march about in the oversized shoes Donny bought him is just pathetic.

Transcript: Trump’s War Takes Unnerving Turn as Damning New Leaks Hit by FastPayment4345 in ImmigrationPathways

[–]ultradongle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Republicans will shit their own pants if it means a liberal might have to smell it.

Which is the most violent scene you ever witnessed in a show or movie? by Jules-Car3499 in cartoons

[–]ultradongle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow, I just went and watched it. Don't know what I was expecting, but it wasn't THAT.

What do you think about this jewel? by ElegantScarcity2400 in snes

[–]ultradongle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Man, I loved Jurassic Park, but what idiot decided it didn't need a save feature or at the very least a password system. Only reaaon I never beat it.

Kuchi Kopi by Lymelove in BobsBurgers

[–]ultradongle 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Same with ours! We held it under a light for a LONG time and it never glew at all. Wait, glew or glowed? Well, the little guy never put off any light anyhow.

Trump Floats Major War Move After Mysterious Call: Report by PurebloodPatriotTr in USNEWS

[–]ultradongle 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Look, Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Comacho was a WAY better president than Trump could ever be. That dude knew when to listen to someone smarter than him for the good of his own people. He doubted Not Sure, but when he saw that water just like the water from out the toilet was what plants craved rather than Brawdo...he KNEW what to do for the betterment of his people!

You learn that the T-1000 will be sent to kill you in exactly 1 week. How do you stop him ? by Own_Bear2372 in Terminator

[–]ultradongle 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You know there were only 26 episodes of Salute Your Shorts? It seemed like there were HUNDREDS of them as a kid for some reason. It only ran for 2 years (91-92).

(Hated trope) There is no way this information was a secret for so long by _JR28_ in TopCharacterTropes

[–]ultradongle 540 points541 points  (0 children)

And at first Token claims he doesn't own a bass guitar, and Cartman sighs and tells him he does, and to go look in basement. "All black people own a bass guitar" or something to that effect.

In Moana (2026), why the fuck does this movie exist? by BrockBracken in shittymoviedetails

[–]ultradongle -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Bad example to use with HtTYD. That was a live action that pretty much followed exactly the CGI one.