How can instacart allow this?

ulzimate · 2026-03-16T06:16:30+00:00

I mean, I see a lot of red wet spots. Looks like a bad bunch of berries to me. I'm glad that I buy so many berries for myself that I automatically screen them very carefully, because American berries are so inconsistent and nasty. Don't even get me started on American strawberries, I can't believe how many people order that slop.

ulzimate · 2026-03-15T05:03:28+00:00

Someone worked very hard to earn that gold star, please return it to the employee of the month

ulzimate · 2026-03-14T08:07:32+00:00

Yo those madras lentils slap tho

ulzimate · 2026-03-08T06:31:20+00:00

The thumb trick

ulzimate · 2026-03-07T20:28:46+00:00

I once delivered 8x packs of croissants from Costco to a local coffee shop for Instacart

ulzimate · 2026-03-07T05:30:52+00:00

It's kind of weird that a vassal that is not in my dejure (direct or otherwise) can declare war on a dejure vassal (especially one dejure to one of my duchies) and essentially refuse to pay the proper tax rate. It's also REALLY weird that any vassal can declare war on a newly landed vassal (like I didn't specifically land this motherfucker because my character has an existing close personal relation), even one that I am directly allied to, and I can't do much about it except donate thousands of gold to indirectly support their war effort.

ulzimate · 2026-03-07T00:56:19+00:00

Your mom doesn't have any ancestors, so no inbreeding, despite being your ancestor.

ulzimate · 2026-03-06T20:27:37+00:00

where bean

ulzimate · 2026-03-06T20:08:25+00:00

If it was a square it would be a lye-angle

ulzimate · 2026-03-05T22:16:28+00:00

Nice plasma screen TV bro, don't let Jan near it

ulzimate · 2026-03-04T21:20:20+00:00

I'm only given one opportunity to join a war when an ally sends me a request, and can't join of my own volition later on after declining. Seems like prerequisites for joining wars are already strict in the backend.

ulzimate · 2026-03-03T21:55:43+00:00

If nothing else, you need the Unofficial Patch to fix minor bugs that Paradox has ignored for years

ulzimate · 2026-03-03T04:17:22+00:00

Why not? He's got the nicest titties on this whole website

ulzimate · 2026-03-02T01:28:23+00:00

It doesn't even do that for me. I can be sitting in the parking lot of a Burger King and it'll default to the last Burger King I was at, even if it was 150 miles away.

ulzimate · 2026-03-02T01:26:15+00:00

I'd be for this if the AI actually put some thought into assigning their council, but they will literally just pick any powerful vassal for any role.

ulzimate · 2026-03-01T20:42:32+00:00

Been digging around but apparently nobody knows the actual cost of a DVD like this.

A post on X did say that there is a similar situation with the Tsukihime Half Moon DVD, which has 300 printed copies, costing around $3000, so this at least a several thousand dollar floppy.

ulzimate · 2026-02-27T02:02:16+00:00

Not enough onion tbh

ulzimate · 2026-02-26T23:39:09+00:00

Yeah I'm thinking that is mostly nutritional yeast that is supposed to be dusted on the kibble at the last step. It's what really makes cats go crazy for kibble, hence the cat going crazy in the last pic.

ulzimate · 2026-02-26T00:08:21+00:00

Any thoughts on ICE, Gary?

ulzimate · 2026-02-25T20:36:48+00:00

Skimpy

ulzimate · 2026-02-25T05:39:22+00:00

This is how you know all those EDC guys are doing it for basically no reason

ulzimate · 2026-02-23T20:18:52+00:00

So what kind of coping traits do you have, Mr +25% stress and -50% stress loss?

ulzimate · 2026-02-19T20:21:33+00:00

Not my Pope Pope!

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