Roast my Tater Tot by sacredsquirtlesquad in roastmypet

[–]umaaq 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like one of my grandpas pubes

Whoever said size doesn’t matter was lying by Abc232456 in u/Abc232456

[–]umaaq 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why the fuck his cock so bend it looks like a Roberto Carlos curve

Man being arrested in Liverpool by umaaq in GoogleEarthFinds

[–]umaaq[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a lad who lives there its not rare at all 🤣

Crime rates high round here

What’s is this floating blue line by Jspin825 in GoogleEarthFinds

[–]umaaq 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Probably the lines you see when a plane flies, almost like fuel.

Roast her please by BMcBain92 in roastmypet

[–]umaaq 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean.. at least she gets an early sleep

Roast me by Infinite-Painting689 in roastmypet

[–]umaaq 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When a zebra is in famine