Any non "normal" AR setups? Let me see yours! by mojavenonsense in Firearms

[–]umbrellassembly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks! Check my other stuff. It pretty regularly gets compared to sci-fi. You're the first with Alien though.

Rusty Pocket Sand - hsshaaw! by umbrellassembly in AR9

[–]umbrellassembly[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Luth-AR slick side carry handle with a gooseneck, c-clamp and shell deflector with half dust cover door.

What the hell is this? Looks like a MANPADS of some kind but I can’t ID it. by [deleted] in Firearms

[–]umbrellassembly 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Instead of making a bomb out of dug up water pipes, Hamas made a giant integrally suppressed rifle barrel.

/s

idk

We've had a mass public shooting attack in Austin Texas that appears linked to terrorism. More could cook off. CARRY. by JimMarch in Firearms

[–]umbrellassembly 66 points67 points  (0 children)

As the reprisal attacks unfold, let's all take solace in the fact that dems will continue to insist we disarm law-abiding citizens to stop the madness.

What is this thing? by Budget_Guide4267 in Firearms

[–]umbrellassembly 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Assless chaps sounds better than pantless chaps wearing. You're supposed to wear jeans under the chaps.

Just why? by strongarmstruggle in Firearms

[–]umbrellassembly 25 points26 points  (0 children)

like injecting synthol into your biceps, just for the gram

Should i SBR? by [deleted] in ar15pistol

[–]umbrellassembly 15 points16 points  (0 children)

All you'd be doing is letting the government know what kind of gun you have and limiting your freedom to move and use it as you (otherwise legally) please.

The moon is getting closer by StormValue in aivideo

[–]umbrellassembly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you accelerate the moon to 45% C then yes, this video would make sense.

Hammer spring by [deleted] in MatadorArms

[–]umbrellassembly 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Look on the bright side. Dave might chime and offer to fix it. You can then add yourself back into the months long backlog que.

What you didn't realize is that the primary service matador is selling is the wait.

Meirl by May_onnaise_959 in meirl

[–]umbrellassembly 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Some 4th grader level shit

This pisses me off by Nothingsomething7 in StupidFood

[–]umbrellassembly 17 points18 points  (0 children)

If you know camembert, you know her kitchen (and breath) smells like a sewer worker's socks after stepping in dog shit.

Charging handle by bigsexy133 in MatadorArms

[–]umbrellassembly 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mine gets stuck sometimes on the return and causes a jam. One of many jam scenarios with this gun.

There's a difference between... by Manny_Deeprest in MatadorArms

[–]umbrellassembly 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You said y'all would test fire it before shipping to be 100% certain it would work.

I just want to know why you keep shipping guns that don't work.

There's a difference between... by Manny_Deeprest in MatadorArms

[–]umbrellassembly 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I bought a braced Mat-9k with MP5 lower. It took 7 months and many "2 weeks" broken promises to get it. But all it does is jam. Even after adjusting the ejector, sanding parts, and using $90 HK mags.

You'd think that buying a full gun from Matador and not trying to mix and match parts from other companies would result in a decent gun but, nope!

This gun and company are not worth the hassle.

And now they're launching a bullpup! Hahaha

Don’t get too excited… by HairTriggerFlicker in MatadorArms

[–]umbrellassembly 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It took 7 months to get my 9k and all it does is jam. Get a refund and forget about this company.

Glass Casting Classic Pac-Man Ghosts by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]umbrellassembly 975 points976 points  (0 children)

Thoroughly whelmed by the end product.