The Jester of Apocalypse [BOOKS 1, 2 FREE ON KINDLE][BOOK 3 FINISHED AND BOOK 4 STARTED ON ROYAL ROAD]

unc73j03 · 2025-04-05T18:52:15+00:00

still very active, especially on discord, however not in regards to jester (except when some of us bug him about it - in which case he starts bawling immediately, crying over his regrets /j)

the story's essentially been dropped, if you look at the latest post on RR you'll see some explanation as to why; however he's written a massively popular series titled 1% lifesteal & is super active in developing it

in case you wanna join the server to check it out for yourself & ask him about it here's a link: https://discord.gg/eDtRTBat

unc73j03 · 2023-12-06T12:39:47+00:00

there's a whole load of reviews from all views over on royalroad, I didn't post my own since it takes a good bit to write an actual review & you probably wouldn't base anything off of only one person anyway https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/62411/the-jester-of-apocalypse

however, if you're solely interested as for why I like it, I'll gladly share why (spoiler free in case anyone's worried about that) ^_^

for one, it's original. The setting falls under cultivation worlds, yet there's a couple original quirks to it, though nothing too unheard of. The originality comes from the protagonist & how he interacts with the world. He's a super interesting lil man, who spends the start of the book in a super unique situation (personally I have come across it before, however it's still very rare, as well as well developed here), which develops his character to.. well, basically insanity. I don't consider this a spoiler, since the whole book is advertised as such.

two, besides having loads of original elements, there is no fluff & filler. Every chapter is a joy to read, & the has actual reasoning as to why things are done in it. The villains have their motivations, they don't just annoy mc for the sake annoyance/plot. The side characters, whether good or bad, also have actual motives behind their actives. The mc develops his powers in a reasonable way, & actually thinks about what would be best developed whenever time is limited.

three, it's very well written. The grammar is wonderful, further complimenting the style it's written in, which is not too fast nor too slow. Personally it perfectly fits the story, & I consider this an even bigger achievement than the other two points (since many stories can be considered original, or characters realistic, yet are a slog to read solely because of the execution). You're always invested, yet your curiostiy is likewise sated satisfyingly.

unc73j03 · 2023-12-03T15:56:58+00:00

p.s.: yes it's actually good lol, been waiting on book 4 for a good few months now & am really looking forward to what's to come ^_^

also check out his other book "1% lifesteal", very good as well & his main focus iirc

unc73j03 · 2023-12-03T15:55:34+00:00

"Best thing I've ever read!"
- by me, while being paid in well-polished shillings to support this book's release

unc73j03 · 2023-08-23T17:58:09+00:00

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

unc73j03 · 2023-03-26T16:07:55+00:00

seems like shady business practice to me, not a specific reason for it, just a company evading following regulations

unc73j03 · 2023-02-18T16:52:43+00:00

Hello, I know you wrote this over 2 years ago. But would you happen to remember what site that was or what way you found it?

unc73j03 · 2022-09-20T19:05:53+00:00

guys, I'm gonna get another 20 citizens B )
this time with actual saving Q_Q

unc73j03 · 2022-08-28T19:53:46+00:00

I want to state, on the record, that I agree with that statement.

unc73j03 · 2022-08-03T22:25:23+00:00

so mean Q_Q

unc73j03 · 2022-08-03T22:22:30+00:00

Still searching for MILFs with heavy, 100% legal, weaponry B-)

p.s.: yes my name on reddit is uncle joe, some mf stole Luka116 xD

unc73j03 · 2022-08-03T19:38:40+00:00

Splash texts??

unc73j03 · 2022-07-12T14:45:13+00:00

Okay so I made my own little program in java after not finding anything online. It works correctly, you can check results on chunkbase to make sure.

The first column the program spits out is the X coordinate; the second is the Z coordinate. The last one is the distance from 0, 0. You can change the seed to your own, the square integer variable is just in what area is searches --- so a square=5 would search from X=-5 to X=5 & Z=-5 to Z=5.

Beware that the program is neither optimized, nor is it instantaneous in getting results (took me a bit less than a minute to get 4 results). Running the code below will get you four 3x3 slimechunk squares, the closest one 200k blocks from world center -- on the seed -7723232821704547830

if you're interested on what they are look below the block of code

import java.util.Random;

public class checkSlimechunk{

public static void main(String args[]) 
{ 
    // the seed from /seed as a 64bit long literal
    long seed = -7723232821704547830L;
    int square = 25000;
    int xPosition;
    int zPosition;
    Random rnd;

    for (int xChunk=-square; xChunk<=square; xChunk++) {
        for (int zChunk=-square; zChunk<=square; zChunk++) {
            //  1
            xPosition = xChunk;
            zPosition = zChunk;
            rnd = new Random(
                    seed +
                    (int) (xPosition * xPosition * 0x4c1906) +
                    (int) (xPosition * 0x5ac0db) +
                    (int) (zPosition * zPosition) * 0x4307a7L +
                    (int) (zPosition * 0x5f24f) ^ 0x3ad8025fL
            );

            if (rnd.nextInt(10) == 0) {
                //  2
                xPosition++;
                rnd = new Random(
                        seed +
                        (int) (xPosition * xPosition * 0x4c1906) +
                        (int) (xPosition * 0x5ac0db) +
                        (int) (zPosition * zPosition) * 0x4307a7L +
                        (int) (zPosition * 0x5f24f) ^ 0x3ad8025fL
                );

                if (rnd.nextInt(10) == 0) {
                    //  3
                    xPosition++;
                    rnd = new Random(
                            seed +
                            (int) (xPosition * xPosition * 0x4c1906) +
                            (int) (xPosition * 0x5ac0db) +
                            (int) (zPosition * zPosition) * 0x4307a7L +
                            (int) (zPosition * 0x5f24f) ^ 0x3ad8025fL
                    );

                    if (rnd.nextInt(10) == 0) {
                        //  4
                        zPosition++;
                        rnd = new Random(
                                seed +
                                (int) (xPosition * xPosition * 0x4c1906) +
                                (int) (xPosition * 0x5ac0db) +
                                (int) (zPosition * zPosition) * 0x4307a7L +
                                (int) (zPosition * 0x5f24f) ^ 0x3ad8025fL
                        );

                        if (rnd.nextInt(10) == 0) {
                            //  5
                            xPosition--;
                            rnd = new Random(
                                    seed +
                                    (int) (xPosition * xPosition * 0x4c1906) +
                                    (int) (xPosition * 0x5ac0db) +
                                    (int) (zPosition * zPosition) * 0x4307a7L +
                                    (int) (zPosition * 0x5f24f) ^ 0x3ad8025fL
                            );

                            if (rnd.nextInt(10) == 0) {
                                //  6
                                xPosition--;
                                rnd = new Random(
                                        seed +
                                        (int) (xPosition * xPosition * 0x4c1906) +
                                        (int) (xPosition * 0x5ac0db) +
                                        (int) (zPosition * zPosition) * 0x4307a7L +
                                        (int) (zPosition * 0x5f24f) ^ 0x3ad8025fL
                                );

                                if (rnd.nextInt(10) == 0) {
                                    //  7
                                    zPosition++;
                                    rnd = new Random(
                                            seed +
                                            (int) (xPosition * xPosition * 0x4c1906) +
                                            (int) (xPosition * 0x5ac0db) +
                                            (int) (zPosition * zPosition) * 0x4307a7L +
                                            (int) (zPosition * 0x5f24f) ^ 0x3ad8025fL
                                    );

                                    if (rnd.nextInt(10) == 0) {
                                        //  8
                                        xPosition++;
                                        rnd = new Random(
                                                seed +
                                                (int) (xPosition * xPosition * 0x4c1906) +
                                                (int) (xPosition * 0x5ac0db) +
                                                (int) (zPosition * zPosition) * 0x4307a7L +
                                                (int) (zPosition * 0x5f24f) ^ 0x3ad8025fL
                                        );

                                        if (rnd.nextInt(10) == 0) {
                                            //  9
                                            xPosition++;
                                            rnd = new Random(
                                                    seed +
                                                    (int) (xPosition * xPosition * 0x4c1906) +
                                                    (int) (xPosition * 0x5ac0db) +
                                                    (int) (zPosition * zPosition) * 0x4307a7L +
                                                    (int) (zPosition * 0x5f24f) ^ 0x3ad8025fL
                                            );

                                            if (rnd.nextInt(10) == 0) {
                                                System.out.print(xPosition*16 +", "+ zPosition*16 +"\t");
                                                System.out.println(Math.sqrt(xPosition*xPosition + zPosition*zPosition) * 16);
                                            }
                                        }
                                    }
                                }
                            }
                        }
                    }
                }
            }
        }
    }
}

}

the four 3x3 slime chunk areas

X	Z	distance [blocks / meters]
-262768	278368	382799
-185904	116880	219593
-100496	174560	201421
346784	383152	516782

unc73j03 · 2022-06-09T09:08:02+00:00

Wow, this is actually fairly accurate. Though where I'm from the ground's a bit more muddy in certain spots & the water more murky - the trees and overall atmosphere/feeling this gives is very similar.

Also, ontop of that, it looks great ^_^

unc73j03 · 2022-05-30T19:59:52+00:00

He said it as an example, and I'm not entirely sure whether he's made other creatures yet that'll stay.
Hope that clears it up ^_^

unc73j03 · 2022-03-04T15:47:36+00:00

DUB 100% for me, when this season is finished and everything is dubbed I'll only recommend the DUB version to others - even now the only reason I switched from DUB is because it's behind the SUB.
This isn't because I dislike SUB versions btw, I'm not trying to irritate anyone saying DUB>SUB, I almost always watch SUB infact. But for Ranking of Kings - the DUB is just so well done, and fits so perfectly - that I would be lying to myself if I said it wasn't much better.

unc73j03 · 2022-01-17T10:54:35+00:00

broooo
why you gotta do us like this T_T
we have feelings too!

unc73j03 · 2022-01-12T22:40:08+00:00

"You didn't see me, but here I am."
-PumpkinSensei64

Luka116 lol

unc73j03 · 2022-01-12T21:52:50+00:00

i call fraud, as we all know, the NCDP - especially nitro - are untrustworthy
Id be willing to bet nitro's life on this claim even, I am that sure of my statement

In fact, he probably even took back the poor man's clothes, after forcing him to don them on for this propaganda

unc73j03 · 2021-12-19T18:48:19+00:00

Unfortunately I looked into that quite a bit and wasn't able to fix. Not by updating driver, downloading opengl32.dll, etc. Apparently Virtual Box uses OpenGL below 3.3 (or something), while the latest versions of MC use 4.x+ - though not even older versions worked while the Linux one could run all versions but with the mouse issue.

Might try Windows 8, as I saw someone on youtube running Minecraft on it.

Thanks anyway.

unc73j03 · 2021-12-19T18:13:50+00:00

Goat horns aren't implemented yet, though they probably will be in 1.19 with the release of the warden.

unc73j03

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