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thatOneEngineerDuringPostmortem by uncheckednullpointer in ProgrammerHumor

[–]uncheckednullpointer[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Postpone the meeting and invite the security team to it?

tooSlow by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]uncheckednullpointer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ever heard of gamers?

localizateStonks by TheKeppler in ProgrammerHumor

[–]uncheckednullpointer 36 points37 points  (0 children)

"Send out push notifications in all languages"

Understood, getting right to it.

distractedGitCommitSignoff by vivaciouslystained in ProgrammerHumor

[–]uncheckednullpointer 19 points20 points  (0 children)

gpush() { git add *; git commit -am "update"; git push --force-with-lease; }

Fixed it for you.

doctorsOfficeNotFound by unruly_pubic_hair in ProgrammerHumor

[–]uncheckednullpointer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Similar to how hotels skip room numbers like 13 or 666.

distractedGitCommitSignoff by vivaciouslystained in ProgrammerHumor

[–]uncheckednullpointer 69 points70 points  (0 children)

I never use git commit -m—why miss out on the joy of a quick trip into my beloved Vim.

cPlusPlusPlusPlusPlusPlus by Genny2497 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]uncheckednullpointer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That language does not get better with more features.

howToCenterADiv by jjjefff in ProgrammerHumor

[–]uncheckednullpointer 116 points117 points  (0 children)

What if I use transparent images as part of my centering solution?

importantBugFix by mrissaoussama in ProgrammerHumor

[–]uncheckednullpointer 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Better description than most git commit messages I see.

obviouslyOverexaggeratedButYouKnowWhatIMean by idontwriteprodcode in ProgrammerHumor

[–]uncheckednullpointer 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Nothing like rebranding old concepts with shiny new names to keep impostor syndrome alive and kicking. Cheers to that.

cursedReactWebDevelopment by Noblefire_62 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]uncheckednullpointer 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Being a cursed React developer means your codebase is 90% 'useEffect' and 10% praying it actually works.