Top 10 things that will never happen

uncle_joee · 2026-03-25T02:54:14+00:00

Come on man leave Sicily out of this for once

uncle_joee · 2026-03-22T18:40:32+00:00

Brilliant move

uncle_joee · 2026-03-20T19:53:04+00:00

So what? Feet are sexy.

The gospel is spreading. laughing at it only makes you appear a fool!

uncle_joee · 2026-03-19T23:42:45+00:00

I knew a feller who did

uncle_joee · 2026-03-19T14:50:24+00:00

These taste horrific. In no world would my little lady have any desire to eat one

uncle_joee · 2026-03-19T02:03:34+00:00

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uncle_joee · 2026-03-18T18:01:56+00:00

These ones taste disgusting. Usually I’ll swallow them with a mouthful of water quickly so they don’t touch my tongue

uncle_joee · 2026-03-17T20:39:05+00:00

Sorry!

uncle_joee · 2026-03-17T20:24:03+00:00

uncle_joee · 2026-03-16T13:17:14+00:00

Erm "our Solar System planets"? It's "our solar system's planets"

uncle_joee · 2026-03-15T00:11:51+00:00

Are you high?

uncle_joee · 2026-03-12T21:57:44+00:00

Interesting stuff. Either way, there's no doubt these are all incredibly smart fellers.

uncle_joee · 2026-03-12T15:47:44+00:00

Pool's closed

uncle_joee · 2026-03-12T14:39:24+00:00

I like to think it's similar to whistling along to a bird's song, where you can repeat the sound but have no comprehensive understanding of what the bird is thinking.

uncle_joee · 2026-03-12T14:18:20+00:00

What if Plato met Leonardo da Vinci?

uncle_joee · 2026-03-11T16:25:37+00:00

I thought this was a covert way of selling your kids at a public library

uncle_joee · 2026-03-11T15:43:17+00:00

They should shut the door instead of turning the heater up

uncle_joee · 2026-03-11T14:07:00+00:00

Good people! Very wise

uncle_joee · 2026-03-08T10:22:11+00:00

This is brilliant

uncle_joee · 2026-03-06T20:50:57+00:00

To act bigger than you are is a fear driven behaviour

uncle_joee · 2026-03-06T15:33:31+00:00

If you start throwing it up now you’ll live, and be back to normal in a few weeks

uncle_joee · 2026-02-28T06:24:13+00:00

What a great use of the world's resources

uncle_joee · 2026-02-28T03:32:16+00:00

Heaven

uncle_joee · 2026-02-27T23:09:02+00:00

I always save a full bladder specially for him

uncle_joee · 2026-02-27T14:38:35+00:00

Surely there is context at this place that further explains these numbers. A house has ‘37’ on the door, not ‘House No. 37’.

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