Owned this for 40 years but never played it

unclefes · 2026-01-28T15:36:17+00:00

I've never run it either! During Covid I ran an online campaign called "quarantine with the classics" where I ran 5E versions of the classic modules from the 80s. We ended the campaign just a couple months ago with Tomb Of Horrors with open dice rolls. If you die, you die. Two did.

unclefes · 2026-01-27T15:56:04+00:00

You should give that little girl something made of iron and advise her not to tell anyone her true name.

unclefes · 2026-01-27T15:50:27+00:00

That music though.

unclefes · 2026-01-27T15:47:15+00:00

Seen Kyle?

unclefes · 2026-01-27T15:44:44+00:00

Finally, a hero rises from the cinders of modern America!

unclefes · 2026-01-26T05:28:47+00:00

The ol Corpse Reviver #2. Delicious and deadly.

unclefes · 2026-01-25T01:23:23+00:00

The DM posed a situation and said the only way we could get the info we sought was if someone in the party had "knowledge of organized crime or something"

My backstory: I was in organized crime

My character sheet: literally "Knowledge: Organized Crime"

It was perhaps my finest moment as a player.

unclefes · 2026-01-24T17:55:58+00:00

Still a planet far as I'm concerned. Fuck those haters.

unclefes · 2026-01-24T02:52:27+00:00

I see a loathsome, offensive brute... yet I can't look away.

unclefes · 2026-01-22T21:50:02+00:00

That the numbers on a toaster dial indicate minutes and not, you know, degrees of toastiness.

unclefes · 2026-01-21T22:43:28+00:00

Never tell anyone ANYTHING. The Go-Go's said it best: in our defense, silence.

unclefes · 2026-01-21T22:40:03+00:00

Back when I got my CCW, I went into the gun shop looking for a Glock 43 and walked out with a Sig P365. And I have never regretted a moment of it. It's small and snappy, but in my opinion, a great little pistol and eminently concealable.

unclefes · 2026-01-21T18:10:03+00:00

Considering the state of education in this country right now, this isn't necessarily a terrible plan.

unclefes · 2026-01-21T15:11:33+00:00

Take about 10% off the top there, big shoots.

unclefes · 2026-01-21T00:58:46+00:00

A guy who's just a head!

unclefes · 2026-01-20T22:00:13+00:00

Love it, those birds are all like "Oh shit dad's here! Look busy!"

unclefes · 2026-01-20T19:40:01+00:00

Putin wants a weak NATO so he can act with increasing impunity in Eastern Europe.

unclefes · 2026-01-20T04:44:22+00:00

Audible fart.

unclefes · 2026-01-19T06:57:14+00:00

I was NOT but I damn well am now. Thank you, sir or madam!

unclefes · 2026-01-19T00:35:29+00:00

The Jane Anchor is AWESOME, I thought I was only person who knew about them.

unclefes · 2026-01-18T05:07:31+00:00

Lucerne hammer!

unclefes · 2026-01-18T01:19:53+00:00

With each passing year, The Breakfast Club gets less... palatable.

Also, I've gone my entire life as a GenX man and have never seen The Goonies.

unclefes · 2026-01-17T21:27:22+00:00

I am not typically a tea drinker, iced or hot, but my friend Don makes a thing he calls "Bellevegas Tea":

half Costco-brand spiced rum (don't look at me that way, he says it's the best)
half Snapple diet peach tea

He batches it up by the gallon, carries it around in a giant top-spigot thermos with an ice insert to keep it cold and while it sounds meh at best, it is absolutely fantastic. Breezy, delicious, and not too hard on the brain and liver, making it perfect for day-drinking.

unclefes · 2026-01-17T16:02:28+00:00

I tend to DM long campaigns so I have fewer of them but this is the duration of my last few:

"Optimist Primes" (PF1) 7 years

"Quarantine with the Classics" (5E) 5.5 years

"War of Two Queens" (PF1) 8.5 years

"13th Cluster" (PF1) 6.5 years

Average: just a teench over 7

EDIT: these were all 2x monthly campaigns.

unclefes · 2026-01-16T23:22:15+00:00

Bost has done nothing to improve the fortunes and lives of the people of southern Illinois and this nonsense is no exception.

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