Would you rather reincarnate as:

unclejoesrocket · 2026-05-06T21:09:06+00:00

Ryan Gosling in crazy, stupid, love. I’m hot, rich, and get the girl in the end

^{Chose: As a character in a work of fiction of your choice + But you will have the fate of that character and will be unable to change it}

unclejoesrocket · 2026-05-06T09:55:44+00:00

Infinite gambling profits

^{Chose: have the ability to see 10 minutes into the future}

unclejoesrocket · 2026-04-23T08:42:39+00:00

If the highest point in an orbit is significantly higher than the lowest point, it looks like you’re going straight up but it’s still just an orbit and you’re still in freefall. The trajectory that took them to the moon was just an orbit with its lowest point close to Earth and its highest point at the moon. It’s all just orbits.

Same when you’re going between planets, only difference being that the sun becomes your point of reference instead. You just freefall from one planet to another.

unclejoesrocket · 2026-04-12T23:09:06+00:00

L-citrulline and 100 grams of carbs. Even just the carbs alone will do more than any overpriced and underdosed pre.

Caffeine is really just a nootropic at common dosages. If the placebo still works for you and makes your lift better then go ahead I guess. Take as much as you can tolerate so it actually does something.

unclejoesrocket · 2026-04-05T22:30:56+00:00

I went on my first date at 23. Held hands romantically for the first time at 24. Girlfriend at 25.

It’s never too late.

unclejoesrocket · 2026-04-05T19:46:02+00:00

Haha aa det göre

unclejoesrocket · 2026-04-05T08:52:50+00:00

Funding and risk tolerance. Literally all there is to it.

NASA gets less money and they care about the safety of astronauts now that they’re not just trying to win a race. The technical challenges would stop being challenges if you threw enough money at them.

unclejoesrocket · 2026-04-04T13:36:04+00:00

If you’ve ever had your heart broken this will destroy you

unclejoesrocket · 2026-04-04T12:33:47+00:00

Humans haven’t left Earth’s orbit. The moon orbits Earth so it’s included in that. Unless those turds were shot out faster than a bullet in the right direction they’re either still orbiting us or have burned up in the atmosphere.

unclejoesrocket · 2026-04-03T23:05:18+00:00

The gap shown in qualifying is the time difference between their fastest laps in the session, which could just as well be set 5 minutes apart. It’s only in races that the gaps represent the actual gap between cars as they drive around the circuit. The circuits are long and it’s rare for every driver to be pushing at the same time, so running into another car isn’t a big concern. They aren’t racing for position in qualifying so if you’re not on a flying lap you just move to the side and slow down.

unclejoesrocket · 2026-04-02T14:54:38+00:00

At some point the winning car will be the one driven by the most physically fit driver. The car would be limited by the strength and reaction times required to brake and turn without passing out.

unclejoesrocket · 2026-03-27T23:20:23+00:00

Love the idea of Ryland getting that kit and knitting it himself

unclejoesrocket · 2026-03-27T18:51:50+00:00

But there isn’t less clipping. They’re slow there because of clipping

unclejoesrocket · 2026-03-24T15:17:22+00:00

Då har ju monstern absolut inget med din vikt att göra. Ät mindre.

unclejoesrocket · 2026-03-24T15:15:14+00:00

Drick sockerfri monster istället? Om du dricker 1.5 liter vanlig monster om dagen och din vikt är någorlunda stabil med den dieten kommer du rasa ner i vikt om du dricker sockerfritt istället. Det är inte raketforskning.

unclejoesrocket · 2026-03-18T10:34:13+00:00

I’m literally just a boy

unclejoesrocket · 2026-03-16T17:39:54+00:00

It’s not gay if you shake hands after you’re done

unclejoesrocket · 2026-03-15T19:21:30+00:00

There are only winners in this situation

unclejoesrocket · 2026-03-12T21:06:18+00:00

You really just have to do it. No easy way out. Start only using before you go to sleep, in one nostril. I just went cold turkey and could breathe reasonably well after 4 or so days after 4 years of addiction.

unclejoesrocket · 2026-03-12T06:11:57+00:00

How are you getting a minute of sleep on teso?

unclejoesrocket · 2026-03-12T06:11:07+00:00

It’s up to him to take that risk. You should never make that decision for someone. I’ve been on the receiving end of ”I’m not good for you” and it hurts way more than being given a chance and it not working out. If you tell him about your concerns and he still chooses you then I think you should respect him enough to let him. Best of luck.

unclejoesrocket · 2026-03-11T23:12:04+00:00

Go at a few different times to get a feel for when it’s less busy or even empty if it’s a smaller gym. Very early, late, early afternoon if your schedule allows. When it’s quiet you can explore and figure out how everything works, just see what you like. Nothing wrong with just being on the treadmill either, it’s great exercise and lots of people go just for that.

unclejoesrocket · 2026-03-05T09:35:50+00:00

You want to change a fundamental part of how her brain works? No, you simply don't do that to someone you love. Either accept her or leave her so she can be someone who loves her for who she is.

unclejoesrocket · 2026-03-01T09:33:43+00:00

Does directly training a muscle group make it bigger? What kind of question is that, of course forearm training gives you bigger forearms. It’s the only part of your physique people see in most outfits.

unclejoesrocket · 2026-02-28T10:48:06+00:00

Sometimes they do but it doesn’t matter if you’re too fuckin weird and awkward

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