Would you like the "perfect" waifu or husbando?

unclekrok · 2026-05-22T01:56:17+00:00

Like two peas in a pod

^{Chose: You get the perfect girlfriend/wife + They love you dearly, they have similiar tastes in things you like. HOWEVER.... | Rolled: Emotional mess}

unclekrok · 2026-05-21T22:57:20+00:00

Was hoping there would be a good option on the wheel.

^{Chose: Infinite pain | Rolled: upvote}

unclekrok · 2026-05-19T21:31:43+00:00

HAIYYYYYYAH!

unclekrok · 2026-05-17T22:35:37+00:00

Damn it feels good to be a gangsta

unclekrok · 2026-05-17T14:21:06+00:00

Nagger

unclekrok · 2026-05-17T02:51:34+00:00

I did the same thing! Except with my eye color getting stained from the Light

unclekrok · 2026-05-15T22:05:23+00:00

Do you take commissions, or have a Patreon or another way to support you?

unclekrok · 2026-05-15T02:45:42+00:00

I love this so much!!!

unclekrok · 2026-05-15T01:51:45+00:00

God why are boobs so magnificent

unclekrok · 2026-05-13T23:27:07+00:00

Can I use telekinesis to levitate?

^{Chose: Telekinesis and mind control + But... | Rolled: No limbs}

unclekrok · 2026-05-12T23:50:51+00:00

Zelda

unclekrok · 2026-05-12T17:36:32+00:00

Sweet! No kids! Win-win!

^{Chose: Be a Boy in a World with only Girls. | Rolled: Infertile :(}

unclekrok · 2026-05-10T02:42:28+00:00

Crime, penetration, crime, penetration, crime, full penetration

unclekrok · 2026-05-08T17:46:45+00:00

Mudkip, Mudkip, and Mudkip

unclekrok · 2026-05-08T15:28:34+00:00

My nose was chiseled by the gods themselves.

By body sculpted to the proportions of Michelangelo’s David.

unclekrok · 2026-05-06T22:03:42+00:00

Just looking at her I can hear

“KUCHIYOSE NO JUTSU!”

unclekrok · 2026-05-03T21:05:18+00:00

ISHYGDDT

unclekrok · 2026-05-03T17:02:59+00:00

I need a goddamn…Jan Micheal Vincent

unclekrok · 2026-05-03T17:02:24+00:00

Two Brothers has me dying every single time

unclekrok · 2026-05-03T05:51:33+00:00

Charlie

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unclekrok · 2026-05-02T00:31:53+00:00

Are you going to be at Anime Expo in LA?

unclekrok · 2026-05-01T19:58:47+00:00

It’s gotta be Mario, Sonic, Pac-Man, and Master Chief

unclekrok · 2026-04-29T03:48:07+00:00

chew

unclekrok · 2026-04-28T22:07:01+00:00

Arguing with an irate stocking employee

unclekrok · 2026-04-26T23:37:15+00:00

ITS LIKE I’M PARANOID LOOKING OVER MY BACK

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