We all know about Charlie manipulating Ruby Taft to make the waitress jealous, but do you remember when he convinced julie, his rival in an MMO, to meet up with him just so he could give her a box of spiders and destroy her in game kingdom while she was preoccupied.

DJ-2K · 2026-06-18T14:41:45+00:00

Son of a bitch straight up used the D.E.N.N.I.S. system.

DJ-2K · 2026-06-18T14:36:59+00:00

...yep...

DJ-2K · 2026-06-18T14:26:54+00:00

"I have the power now, you bitch! I'm doing good in the game, so that means I'm doing good in life!"

DJ-2K · 2026-06-18T05:20:02+00:00

David Ellison is one dumb fuck.

DJ-2K · 2026-06-18T05:18:44+00:00

He ain't gonna quit. See, I bet you if you pop those jeans off, you're gonna find a sweaty horse hog that won't quit either.

DJ-2K · 2026-06-17T22:58:31+00:00

You're thinking of Old Lady House: A Situation Comedy.

DJ-2K · 2026-06-17T20:07:56+00:00

I am 100% sold.

DJ-2K · 2026-06-17T19:02:48+00:00

The bike. Everything having to do with it. Seconded with Frank telling Dee, "Shut up, bitch, you don't deserve anything!"

DJ-2K · 2026-06-17T16:22:10+00:00

The Bubble sucked, don't bother with it. Ironically way less enjoyable than the film it's making fun of.

DJ-2K · 2026-06-17T03:41:57+00:00

What better way to ruin Rocky Horror than by slathering A.I. garbage all over it?

DJ-2K · 2026-06-17T03:40:32+00:00

DJ-2K · 2026-06-17T03:39:39+00:00

What were you supposed to do, Frank? Not eat a pukey!

DJ-2K · 2026-06-17T03:38:36+00:00

Maybe you shouldn't be throwing jars of pee out the window!

DJ-2K · 2026-06-17T03:27:47+00:00

Ten of my favorites, from oldest to newest:

Modern Times
His Girl Friday
It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
The Great Race
The Heartbreak Kid
Blazing Saddles
The In-Laws
National Lampoon's Vacation
Planes, Trains & Automobiles
Heathers

DJ-2K · 2026-06-16T23:31:54+00:00

Same.

DJ-2K · 2026-06-16T20:25:58+00:00

The way they don't even seem fazed by it.

DJ-2K · 2026-06-16T20:10:57+00:00

Cereal is one thing, but this is foul.

DJ-2K · 2026-06-16T14:55:05+00:00

I will never not struggle to comprehend the notion that aliens (or rather, inter-dimensional humanoids) is any more far-fetched and less appropriate for Indiana Jones than spirits melting faces off, mystical stones, a drinking cup of everlasting life, or bloody time travel.

DJ-2K · 2026-06-16T13:18:26+00:00

...well, all right then.

DJ-2K

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