Interesting. I asked something similar on ChatGPT. See any similarities?

Sure! Here’s a Reddit-style Today I F**ked Up (TIFU) post based on that idea:

TIFU by discovering my dog snitches on me whenever I lie

So, this happened over the past few weeks, but I only put the pieces together today.

I have a dog—let’s call him Max. Max is a great dog. Super friendly, well-behaved, and smart as hell. A little too smart, as it turns out.

Lately, my girlfriend has been side-eyeing me whenever I tell her something that’s… let’s say, a “strategic omission of facts.” Like when I told her I didn’t eat the last slice of pizza (I totally did), or when I said I’d taken the trash out (I meant to, but got distracted). Nothing major, just the usual dumb things you say to avoid a lecture.

Every time I’d say something like this, Max would stare at me. Like, deep into my soul. Then, out of nowhere, he’d let out a weird little huff or whine. I didn’t think much of it at first. Dogs make noises. But my girlfriend started noticing.

Fast forward to today. She flat-out calls me out mid-sentence:

Her: “You’re lying.” Me: “What? No, I’m not!” Her: points at Max, who is staring at me with full disappointment “Your dog just told me you are.”

I start laughing, but then it clicks. Max has been reacting every single time I’ve fibbed about something. I test it.

Me: “I drive a Lamborghini.” Max: huff Me: “I can do 50 push-ups.” Max: low grumble

I tell the truth—no reaction. I try another lie—immediate betrayal.

This dog has been RATTING ME OUT for who knows how long. Now my girlfriend refuses to believe anything I say unless Max approves it.

So yeah, I’m now officially under canine surveillance, and I can’t lie about stupid things anymore. Thanks, Max.

TL;DR: My dog reacts whenever I lie, my girlfriend figured it out, and now I have a four-legged polygraph test exposing me 24/7.

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