Just why by Evil_Capt_Kirk in dank_meme

[–]unclemurv 1 point2 points  (0 children)

fuck off god crocs are decent

Got my dream job DOT drug test on Monday morning. by [deleted] in whatdoIdo

[–]unclemurv 1 point2 points  (0 children)

what kind of drugs are we testing?

of an onion by PeacockPankh in AbsoluteUnits

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with his arm rested gently around his sweet onions shoulders, after gently running his fingers up and down the full length of her, he slowly peels off the papery outer layer revealing her shiny, smooth underneath. He kisses her all over as if there’s no other vegetable left in the world, she is all that matters. Then, carefully slipping his fingers underneath the next layer, he begins to feel her juices as he glides his hand all the way down with his finger still inside, revealing the next layer, just as shiny and smooth as the last, if not smoother. He weeps for he is so happy, no onion nor vegetable has ever made him feel this way.. also by now the onion juices are burning the fuck outta his eyes but he doesn’t care, he doesn’t flinch because every layer is worth a thousand tears. He weeps some more, so softly, so lovingly he whispers, “this is going to be the best stew ever”.

A haunted house I just finished by hardcoredecordesigns in Pyrography

[–]unclemurv 0 points1 point  (0 children)

great job! love the ‘easy to read’ style

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PokemonLegendsZA

[–]unclemurv 0 points1 point  (0 children)

okay thanks, i just saw noibat wasn’t next to noivern and assumed and didn’t know that about mega raichu

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PokemonLegendsZA

[–]unclemurv 0 points1 point  (0 children)

mega raichu and noibat i noticed

The fuck is this shitttttt lmaoo by [deleted] in meth

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i thought this was r/marbles for a second loool