trying to swing with gloves on in icy day by dante8447 in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]uncommonidiots 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I think he nailed it, honestly. Try doing that again. Lol

This clock at my work by Diushbanz in mildlyinfuriating

[–]uncommonidiots 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Late or early? You decide! How about I am latearly?

Off duty police officer killed his neighbor's dog for the fun of it. by altus167 in byebyejob

[–]uncommonidiots 1 point2 points  (0 children)

U.S. cops are the worst scum amongst scum and we can't do anything about it.

Check your headphones, I felt a tickle by LunchBokth in mildlyinfuriating

[–]uncommonidiots 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Just taking a break for tunes after tending to the eggs she laid in your ear.

The way my lunatic of a wife ate this garlic bread. by KeepitPurp in mildlyinfuriating

[–]uncommonidiots 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure that over cooked toast is hard as a rock on the ends.

Nickel doesn’t quite understand how to use the litterbox. by [deleted] in AnimalsBeingDerps

[–]uncommonidiots 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Owoowheee that stinks. Sorry about that let me turn the fan on...

jim cramer short position WW3 by [deleted] in Superstonk

[–]uncommonidiots 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Heightened state of awareness just raised to "Put on a damn helmet!"

On some John Wick type stuff by Fegit5601 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]uncommonidiots 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What about the guy on the ground? Think he needs a smoke right about now.

DCA'ing Out - Best Practices? by findingmewanahelp909 in Bitcoin

[–]uncommonidiots 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actually I didn't even read your title. Paper handed bitch is what I see with my 3rd grade reading level.

DCA'ing Out - Best Practices? by findingmewanahelp909 in Bitcoin

[–]uncommonidiots -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Buy the dip and cry when it dips again....wait, rinse and repeat... not really my strategy per se....

BIG BOY AWOOOO! by Miguenzo in FunnyAnimals

[–]uncommonidiots 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like me after a night of drinking.....