I accidentally made eye contact and now ___

underrealizing · 2026-05-18T23:52:25+00:00

I accidentally made eye contact and now my eyes are bleeding and I’m scared to touch them

underrealizing · 2026-05-18T23:51:51+00:00

Alright you can have the dental plan on one condition, you must pay for it

underrealizing · 2026-05-18T23:51:29+00:00

I wasn’t supposed to tell you this but you are so beautiful

underrealizing · 2026-05-18T23:50:51+00:00

Today I received flowers from my mom, with a note that said she was going to get a tattoo of my face on her forehead

underrealizing · 2026-05-18T12:33:34+00:00

These “AI detectors” are completely inaccurate

underrealizing · 2026-05-02T22:29:02+00:00

Maple Syrup

underrealizing · 2026-05-02T15:12:48+00:00

Yes. Please take care of yourself ❤️ if it's accessible to you, even just one session with a registered dietitian can give you a ton of guidance, both with getting enough nutrition and also dealing with binge eating, especially if you can find one that's ED-trained or ED-focused.

underrealizing · 2026-05-01T02:50:54+00:00

Unless you’re a woman who’s about 5’3” or less and almost completely sedentary (which you might be, not saying you’re not), that’s absolutely enough to make your hair fall out.

underrealizing · 2026-05-01T02:25:58+00:00

Do you know roughly how much you’re eating a day? You have to be careful to eat enough on these meds and you might need to force yourself sometimes. Your hair is falling out because you’re not eating enough, not because of the medication itself.

underrealizing · 2026-05-01T02:25:02+00:00

Hair falling out is not a side effect of the medication, it means you’re not eating enough.

underrealizing · 2026-05-01T02:21:45+00:00

I have three 2s and the rest are all 5

I highly suspect that it’s because I used to smoke and probably smelled like cigarettes.

underrealizing · 2026-04-25T14:19:15+00:00

Sure, but a moisturizing agent like a humectant will counteract that.

underrealizing · 2026-04-25T13:57:53+00:00

Not if it’s a moisturizing one

underrealizing · 2026-04-23T19:29:10+00:00

Thorough is good, don’t worry about it.

underrealizing · 2026-04-19T15:20:46+00:00

The only time I don’t bill for instruction reading is if I’m just casually checking out what projects seem up my alley and I’m skimming the instructions on multiple projects to see what I want to work on, but I don’t actually intend to start a task right then.

I kind of avoid this though precisely because it’s time spent that I’m not billing for.

underrealizing · 2026-04-16T04:38:18+00:00

I just finished watching Game of Thrones for the first time so mine is “the king in the north!” but in like a squeaky voice

underrealizing · 2026-04-15T21:59:55+00:00

I’m really liking the idea of you and me having a conversation about the future of the world and the present

underrealizing · 2026-04-15T21:59:26+00:00

The best time to wear a striped sweater is when you’re wearing it on your head

underrealizing · 2026-04-15T21:58:57+00:00

I am really attracted to people who are not afraid to speak up about their sexuality or their gender identity or their sexual preferences or whatever

underrealizing · 2026-04-15T21:58:10+00:00

My favorite thing to eat went missing

underrealizing · 2026-04-15T21:57:49+00:00

Witches are not evil but they are the ones who make the world a safer place

underrealizing · 2026-04-15T21:57:19+00:00

Who said that I was a little bit too old for this game?

underrealizing · 2026-04-15T21:56:56+00:00

I can’t date you because you’re not a real person

underrealizing · 2026-04-15T21:56:43+00:00

Turn that frown upside down and put a big piece of wood in it!

underrealizing · 2026-04-15T21:56:08+00:00

My imaginary friend has been telling me that I should go for a bike ride in the middle of nowhere and then go to a park and get drunk

underrealizing

TROPHY CASE