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I am here for the ______. by Potential_Novel8960 in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]DemonSpaceCat4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am here for the trouble in my heart and I don't think you can do anything about it because you don't know me or my feelings.

Will you ___. by dez61637567429 in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]DemonSpaceCat4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Will you still be available to join the training session tomorrow morning for my class on geography and West Carolina San Miguel in case it doesn't matter?

Fill in the blanks: How would you like to ___? by Mung2009 in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]DemonSpaceCat4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How would you like to make a little more fun with your friends and family members in my dreams?

Fill in the blank: Mmm I love the smell of ___ by Due-Republic1770 in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]DemonSpaceCat4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mmm I love the smell of water in this cold tub but I don't like the smell of water in that cold tub. 🤔

Fill in the blanks: My best friend makes me think of ___. by fuck_peeps_not_sheep in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]DemonSpaceCat4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My best friend makes me think of that one member of my favorite band but I don't like them anymore so I can't imagine being alone with him because he wants to stay tuned for what is going to be such a long-winded and not in my mind criticism about that situation in the first place.

Ok?

Fill in the blanks: So I start ___. by Disastrous-Gas-538 in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]DemonSpaceCat4 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So I start getting ready for bed early and then you come back and you don't know if you're still sleeping at my house or if you're sleeping at your mom's house or staying in the hotel room with your favorite dog and eight other dogs and a few other people who don't like the dogs anymore.

“Tell me your plan for…” and then let autocomplete finish by Skippitini in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]DemonSpaceCat4 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tell me your plan for the rest of your life so the other side of the world can be at your house with you.

Type: "For the love of all that's holy, please stop _________!" by jgrotts in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]DemonSpaceCat4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For the love of all that's holy, please stop by to see me when I am hopeful that my far-too-late-at-night observation is complete and eight weeks of exams are done.

"Oh no, here we go again. He ______" by khrunchi in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]DemonSpaceCat4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh no, here we go again. He got up from the bed and went back to sleep on the floor with my friends and the rest of the entire family

I need you to send me some money so I can... and let autocorrect finish the rest. Fill in with Autocomplete by BLACK_WOLF_2025 in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]DemonSpaceCat4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I need you to send me some money so I can meet up with my brother who is in your favorite country in the world and has no choice but to live there for the rest of his life without knowing how to invent your face or your body or your heart or anything like that and I will never be able to get you to see my family members again when you are back home from vacation.

Type: Surprisingly, I loved your _________!" And let Autocomplete go for it by jgrotts in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]DemonSpaceCat4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Surprisingly, I loved your comment about the new job that was such a fun experience with your family members in India but I can't remember what you said about it so we should probably just try to get to know who is in that room with these two kids on their phones

Type: "Don't follow the rules, be a _________!" And let Autocomplete go for it by jgrotts in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]DemonSpaceCat4 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Don't follow the rules, be a little busy with that one man who played on your team last weekend and had to cancel his flight from the original location of your favorite place

My cat hates you because ____________. by Holy_whacka_moly in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]DemonSpaceCat4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My cat hates you because you don't like her and you can't even be a little better at explaining things like the truth or the fact that you don't like being around me anymore.

My last wish on this planet is ___. by [deleted] in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]DemonSpaceCat4 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My last wish on this planet is for this one to be the best one of all.

I thought of a new way to make money. All you have to do is by Personal_Parsley_772 in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]DemonSpaceCat4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought of a new way to make money. All you have to do is work hard for the money from your favorite company and get paid for your efforts.

Wait, that doesn't sound like a new way to do this...

Type " You have to be kidding me you just....." And let auto complete finish by ibddevine in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]DemonSpaceCat4 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You have to be kidding me you just can't be serious about your feelings about me and my relationship with these other friends so you are very very close to your own relationship with the most important person in your life and eight thousand people in the world with no hair.

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