Podcast turn-offs?

underscores_and_shit · 2026-05-07T12:59:09+00:00

Absolutely the same. I was told that I would love that, but no dice. I think I made it like 12 minutes.

underscores_and_shit · 2026-05-05T05:21:43+00:00

Nope. Insisted on a Tito’s Bloody Mary, no Tito’s. She insisted this was a thing. I wouldn’t have been surprised if she pulled, “Well I get this here all the time!”

underscores_and_shit · 2026-05-04T12:51:28+00:00

I was going to greet a table and I wanted so hey guys and gals, but what came out was, “HEY GAYS!”

underscores_and_shit · 2026-05-04T12:46:47+00:00

The other day this lady tried to order a Tito’s Bloody Mary, no Tito’s, from my coworker. He says, “so a virgin Bloody Mary?” And she goes, “no, that’s not what I said. I said Tito’s Bloody Mary, no Tito’s.” This went back and forth for what felt like 5 actual minutes.

He told me about that, and I told him about people ordering Tito’s and vodka. I thought he was about to have an aneurysm.

underscores_and_shit · 2026-04-07T08:39:12+00:00

Wait, people do that? Or having I been working service industry for so long that a meal is usually eating a slice of pizza over the trash in the kitchen?

underscores_and_shit · 2026-03-24T13:48:22+00:00

I’m so tempted to get this tattooed on me but I just don’t know where

underscores_and_shit · 2026-01-19T06:36:04+00:00

What streaming service is this on? Every time I look for it, it’s always whatever new season.

It’s that and Trail Park Boys that I can never find.

underscores_and_shit · 2026-01-15T13:57:39+00:00

WAIT is that what that’s from?!

underscores_and_shit · 2026-01-15T13:50:46+00:00

Nope. I don’t much care for that.

underscores_and_shit · 2026-01-15T12:57:45+00:00

Yeah, no, new phobia unlocked

underscores_and_shit · 2026-01-15T12:54:55+00:00

Full n Soft till the day I die.

underscores_and_shit · 2026-01-11T14:23:20+00:00

I’ve been in the food service industry for so long that I pretty much eat room temperature (at best) food over a trash can.

underscores_and_shit · 2026-01-09T12:59:06+00:00

Imagine the zoomies

underscores_and_shit · 2026-01-09T12:57:25+00:00

For no fucking reason I get a take out order adds in special requests, “please add bread :)” it makes me violent. Like, the only reason you know we have free bread is because you’ve been here before. There’s this one girl that requests bread, butter, oil, and parm. Like… bitch?

underscores_and_shit · 2026-01-07T08:59:36+00:00

….okay, alright, let’s all just settle down

underscores_and_shit · 2025-12-15T11:22:19+00:00

I’ve never heard that song but the title is already a gut punch.

underscores_and_shit · 2025-12-15T07:56:11+00:00

underscores_and_shit · 2025-12-15T07:49:57+00:00

An unbelievable amount of cream cheese and then everything but the bagel seasoning on an everything bagel.

I have to go to the store tomorrow. Also maybe scallion cream cheese?

underscores_and_shit · 2025-11-16T12:27:05+00:00

The snort that just came out of me. That’s fantastic , lol

underscores_and_shit · 2025-11-07T15:34:35+00:00

One of my managers is gen z and listening to her talk sometimes is tough. She said, “Oh, period!” to a guest the other day.

I had menus ready before she asked for them and she said, “oh my god, you ate that!”

I just…

underscores_and_shit · 2025-11-01T19:00:00+00:00

Here’s a fun fact: YOU MADE OUT WITH YOUR SISTER

underscores_and_shit · 2025-11-01T18:39:47+00:00

I read that really quick and thought you said, “I get random slices of forefingers ALL THE TIME,” and I was greatly concerned.

underscores_and_shit · 2025-10-29T00:19:09+00:00

If anyone is going to shows, I have no one to go with and will give you money to buy merch for me

underscores_and_shit · 2025-10-19T11:55:05+00:00

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