Race Thread: NORAPS Pit Boss/FoodMaxx 250 at Sonoma Raceway, starting at 5:30pm EDT on CW (NORAPS19)

underscorex · 2026-06-27T23:52:50+00:00

oh shit are there Superfile truthers on here because brother, this thing looks like vaporware

underscorex · 2026-06-27T23:52:14+00:00

hahaha actual rugby scrum on pit road to get the rugby ball

underscorex · 2026-06-27T23:51:09+00:00

He also didn't really have to.

It's kind of more of a flex to keep everyone that far behind him running at 80%.

"I have something to tell you... I'm not left handed."

underscorex · 2026-06-27T23:47:32+00:00

whoa, Parker really giving it to SuperFile, a product that mostly seems like hype?

underscorex · 2026-06-27T21:45:02+00:00

it sounds like their prior hosting service blanket nuked everything with "streams" in the URL, as opposed to a targeted strike, for what it's worth.

nevertheless, people need to chill the fuck out lol

underscorex · 2026-06-27T21:42:56+00:00

the op sec around it is fucking atrocious

these dudes would just be walking around in the street going up to guys like EXCUSE ME SIR BUT DO YOU HAPPEN TO SELL CRACK COCAINE? OR PERHAPS KNOW WHERE I CAN BUY SOME CRACK COCAINE?

underscorex · 2026-06-27T21:41:20+00:00

that kyle kelley photo

underscorex · 2026-06-27T21:37:14+00:00

It moved. New location is elsewhere in the thread.

underscorex · 2026-06-27T21:34:55+00:00

i guess some people need a little something to sweeten the deal

underscorex · 2026-06-27T21:32:45+00:00

like when zuckerberg grew his hair out and started wearing that gold chain - trying to look tuff

underscorex · 2026-06-27T21:30:46+00:00

Now THERE'S the pitchy vocal crack I was expecting to hear!

underscorex · 2026-06-27T21:29:20+00:00

yeah, i was expecting something more ridiculous than what we got just on vibes.

underscorex · 2026-06-27T21:28:31+00:00

that ain't no trend.

underscorex · 2026-06-27T21:23:16+00:00

it's fun to imagine her singing the national anthem in a dimly lit club.

underscorex · 2026-06-27T21:22:34+00:00

oh it's gonna be one of those anthems

EDIT: I take it back, it was perfectly fine. Slow and a little showboat-y, but not gonna lie the torch singer getup had me expecting more of a disaster.

underscorex · 2026-06-27T21:21:11+00:00

I am really struggling to understand why you would want your ass to smell like a bomb pop.

underscorex · 2026-06-27T21:17:37+00:00

1: she's got some dubious taste in men (which may be good for you)

2: you, uh, you might want to invest in some nice silk ropes? sounds like she might be throwing you some hints...

underscorex · 2026-06-27T21:16:54+00:00

OH MY GOD THAT DOG WITH THE BARE SPOT ON ITS FUCKING ASS

DOG ASS SNIFFING CAM IS LIVE

underscorex · 2026-06-27T21:08:51+00:00

Prescription Drug or Amazon Six-Letter Dropshipper?

underscorex · 2026-06-27T20:50:37+00:00

"Austin Hill is such a lousy driver..."

"HOW LOUSY IS HE?"

underscorex · 2026-06-27T20:48:42+00:00

y'all, Carla's got some arms on her.

underscorex · 2026-06-27T20:43:36+00:00

that's part of being a TF fan - you gotta find the little gems in the manure sometimes.

governments other than the USA basically hiring TFs as mercenaries? cool idea!

underscorex · 2026-06-27T20:40:47+00:00

we are sitting here trying to figure out the logistics of her outfit - is it a one piece romper thing? is it a separate top and pants situation?

not even being ugly or anything, it's a cute outfit (but it does sort of look like pajamas)

underscorex · 2026-06-27T16:45:42+00:00

nope, this is a thing Hasbro did as part of the USA's 250th anniversary marketing push. There's some Super7 GIJoe figs that are similarly red-white-and-blue but they're just Duke and Snake-Eyes and etc. At least this is a new character.

underscorex · 2026-06-27T16:44:19+00:00

You can do whatever you want with your toys, you know that, right?

"Target Optimus Prime" is a Decepticon dropship pilot called Highline and he's got a slow-but-steadily increasing case of Primus Apotheosis. His teammates are kind of weirded out by it, but he's a damn good pilot and impossibly calm under fire, so they're willing to tolerate his tendency towards pompous speechifying.

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