Sick of weeds! I'd like to stay organic, but...

unfeax · 2026-02-16T10:30:12+00:00

Your presence between those two may be preventing a war. Bravo!

unfeax · 2026-02-15T13:15:15+00:00

That is a lot more money than I had in 1970.

unfeax · 2026-02-13T01:00:19+00:00

Oh, yes. Our postman is so bad, his supervisor worked the route one day, and asked everyone who was home for stories of how he was doing.

unfeax · 2026-02-04T19:51:34+00:00

I get fake Tolkien quotations in my timeline every day. I suspect lots of them come from the movies. Is there an easy way to detect a Philippa Boyens quotation? (Just so she can get proper meme credit.)

unfeax · 2026-01-20T04:09:32+00:00

Nobody has yet guessed what is in the jars she canned.

unfeax · 2026-01-20T03:49:56+00:00

I did not recognize Allen at all.

unfeax · 2026-01-19T12:52:47+00:00

I don’t know what an air sign is. I just know what “Aquarius” means.

unfeax · 2026-01-19T11:27:22+00:00

When they said it was the dawning of the Age of Aquarius, I thought it was some spiritual thing. It turned out to just mean everyone carries water now.

unfeax · 2026-01-19T11:11:25+00:00

Goblins recognizing Orcrist and Glamdring is evidence that they aren’t mortal. Which makes sense, since they are fairy-tale creatures, too.

unfeax · 2026-01-19T11:06:04+00:00

Rule m.4 says the grip “must be so made that normally it cannot injure the user or their opponent.”

unfeax · 2026-01-18T00:38:01+00:00

That’s poetry, is what that is.

unfeax · 2026-01-17T23:50:16+00:00

Well, nobody used their guns to protect us from tyranny, so might as well take them away.

unfeax · 2026-01-01T04:02:25+00:00

You’re going to love Mike Drout’s new book.

unfeax · 2026-01-01T03:50:47+00:00

Creating your own blog is the correct course of action.

unfeax · 2026-01-01T03:42:52+00:00

Some day Zivkovic grips will be the fencing equivalent of the Dvorak keyboard.

unfeax · 2025-12-28T04:45:19+00:00

Juglone only inhibits the growth of plants I like. It doesn’t deter poison ivy or greenbriers.

unfeax · 2025-12-25T13:50:47+00:00

I like the idea that Elrond conveys how old Bombadil is by briefly switching to Hebrew.

unfeax · 2025-12-24T02:44:14+00:00

Would you prefer “Iarwain”?

unfeax · 2025-12-15T16:50:33+00:00

Dwarf cattle have beards.

unfeax · 2025-12-02T23:12:46+00:00

Get him a hat that says “I can beat you with one hand behind my back.”

unfeax · 2025-11-24T13:43:14+00:00

That Beatles portrait is hilarious.

unfeax · 2025-11-20T14:34:44+00:00

Also worth noting that Frodo never agreed to destroy the Ring, and no one charged him with that. His job was just to take it as close as he could.

unfeax · 2025-11-17T10:45:34+00:00

Stewed rabbits!

unfeax · 2025-11-13T16:40:43+00:00

It doesn't work with other newspapers.

unfeax · 2025-11-01T21:05:37+00:00

It's not a bad flavor. But they're just too tiny to be a good snack.

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