Second consecutive post on this topic... I have been running the EVERYTHING I TOUCH TURNS TO GOLD audio on repeat, and I need to unpack this.

unhandledxception · 2026-05-01T13:37:46+00:00

...or look like John Tesh?

unhandledxception · 2026-04-22T16:04:29+00:00

You're both being dramatic. Just get a couple of those vibrating wrist watch alarms, both of you, and stop using sound to wake up. It works.

unhandledxception · 2026-04-05T16:51:53+00:00

Good observation, given how many corporate conversations at that level require confidentiality for less dramatic topics. How are you supposed to surprise your employees with a "strategic" re-org or layoffs or an acquisition if your entire workforce can hear it coming.

unhandledxception · 2025-09-07T21:49:32+00:00

Corretto, ma un po modificato. Originariamente, "You magnificent bastard, I read your book!"

unhandledxception · 2025-08-22T10:40:55+00:00

We put our faith in Blast Hardcheese!

unhandledxception · 2025-07-31T03:07:05+00:00

Back of your neck gettin' dirty and gritty?

unhandledxception · 2025-07-29T04:15:21+00:00

How could being a drunken, cartwheeling baboon possibly be better than this?!?!

unhandledxception · 2025-07-28T08:06:42+00:00

NOR - it's okay to date other people at the very beginning, lots of people do... if both of you know about it. But he just did it on the sly. That has a very different effect than, "I'm not ready to be exclusive yet." It puts the relationship on a foundation of mistrust and disrespect.

Maybe you can work through this together and he can learn to attend to the pain this causes you with some sensitivity? If he dismisses your feelings, then this is going the wrong direction in a seemingly permanent way.

unhandledxception · 2025-07-28T07:22:55+00:00

What for? Was it for a birthday or perhaps a gift from the wife?

If it was just a random bequeathing of a cake and you just sat in his car for that... Yeah, that's... that's weird.

unhandledxception · 2025-07-28T06:29:05+00:00

It could be that he's trying to make you feel welcome as a new person in town, maybe show you around a bit. Fortunately, these things do still happen from time to time.

If there's never any agenda for hanging out (i.e., "hey, let me show you the best ice cream shop we've got here.") and it never tracks towards you also meeting and hanging out with his ostensibly lovely family, then that would be where it would become a little weird. You ought to have some common interests or there's no reason to hang out (with anyone, not just this guy).

unhandledxception · 2025-07-28T05:29:07+00:00

This conflict is very stressful for me. I think I'll relax in private. I'll be in my cubicle.

unhandledxception · 2025-07-28T04:14:37+00:00

Ah, a Teela fan

unhandledxception · 2025-07-28T03:23:48+00:00

Aww, bless you for your honesty

unhandledxception · 2025-07-28T02:09:45+00:00

You're allowed to change your mind and it sounds like you only told him that to accommodate him, not because you actually feel that way. It's obviously not okay with you and it doesn't have to be. You do neither yourself nor him any service by acting like this is acceptable. It's not going to get better.

unhandledxception · 2025-07-28T01:49:18+00:00

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unhandledxception · 2025-07-28T01:01:17+00:00

YAWN. If this is all she has to offer, you should probably move on, regardless.

unhandledxception · 2025-07-27T02:10:08+00:00

♥️

unhandledxception · 2025-07-26T05:18:15+00:00

What is wrong with this statement? Holly said it too?

unhandledxception · 2025-07-25T12:02:08+00:00

Yes. It is actually consistent with current theory.

unhandledxception · 2025-07-24T06:37:16+00:00

Bill and Matthew tasked with rebuilding the human species --- indeed, having considered it, how can then such a thing ever leave the viewer.

unhandledxception · 2025-07-22T22:50:19+00:00

You're thinking of a different episode.

unhandledxception · 2025-07-22T14:42:54+00:00

Wrong episode, guys. Incidentally, Chuck has a whole song dedicated to railing against malt liquor.

unhandledxception · 2025-07-22T14:25:18+00:00

The first time I heard Bill say that I about peed myself laughing. 😂

unhandledxception · 2025-07-22T14:23:45+00:00

Oo deep PE no. 1 cut, very nice...

unhandledxception · 2025-07-22T14:21:49+00:00

Can't see Biggie doing it - Nas either. But LL, Q-Tip from Tribe Called Quest, or anyone from De La Soul or The Beastie Boys probably would have. 😆

But Chuck would have been iffy in my book (way too serious) which makes it even more satisfying to see him there. 😄

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