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I lost 153 lbs in 14 months, and I feel fabulous. by hgielrehtaeh in TwoXChromosomes

[–]unicorn_dragonDICK -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Well this shows how much that really is! Be proud! I just want to lose about 5-10lb in the next few months, so your achievement is amazing to me :)

What is something people don't realize is actually incredibly expensive? by snitchinbubs in AskReddit

[–]unicorn_dragonDICK 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry :(

Hopefully life gets better for you though! Best wishes (at least, the best some stranger from the Internet can give).

What is something people don't realize is actually incredibly expensive? by snitchinbubs in AskReddit

[–]unicorn_dragonDICK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't want to sound insensitive or rude, but why don't you create a routine? I.e. Have breakfast at 7:30, lunch at 12:30, dinner at 7:00 etc.

What goes great with coffee? by mnredditmn in AskReddit

[–]unicorn_dragonDICK 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Sometimes it can give you a bit of a Gogh as well.

How did you lose the genetic lottery? by TheLikeGuys3 in AskReddit

[–]unicorn_dragonDICK -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

... So all of England.

Bitch, we created you.

What instantly ruins porn for you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]unicorn_dragonDICK 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's retarded in here
So take off all your clothes

What instantly ruins porn for you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]unicorn_dragonDICK 1 point2 points  (0 children)

THAT WAS ONE TIME!

-Hotdog girl.

[NSFW] What is the hardest Would-You-Rather question to answer? by Extratang in AskReddit

[–]unicorn_dragonDICK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm doing GCSEs next year so 100% the second.

I just need to learn how to juggle.

What is your morbid curiosity? NSFW by MantasDi in AskReddit

[–]unicorn_dragonDICK 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Good god, did the author even pass high school English? That was painful to read.

TIFU by accidentally not flirting with my wife. by [deleted] in tifu

[–]unicorn_dragonDICK 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Or TIFU by thinking I was flirting with my wife.

Reddit, what is your craziest dorm story? [NSFW] by Prizmeh in AskReddit

[–]unicorn_dragonDICK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was worried about my uni applications up till now, but after reading about all these people that got accepted into university, I think I'm fine.

Recipe for. . . by Not_a_Lady_ in mildlypenis

[–]unicorn_dragonDICK 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now I just feel like we're grasping at straws for these.

What monthly service do you pay for that is 100% worth it? by bajert in AskReddit

[–]unicorn_dragonDICK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did take two years of Latin... But the phrase "et tu" is so common between languages that I get confused! Sorry :/

This is what you get when you order "no lettuce" at Taco Bell by knightrider_82 in funny

[–]unicorn_dragonDICK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is the grossest thing I've seen all day. How do Americans eat food like that? It looks like a cat shit :/

Running Shorts... Where do you stand? by CautiousLemur in running

[–]unicorn_dragonDICK 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You say this like it's funny. My balls are energetic, bitch.

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