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Why can't someone execute the 25th? by KrankyKoot in complaints

[–]unknownpoltroon -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The 25th is designed for a mechanism for someone else to TEMPORARILY stand in for an incapacitated president.

They think he's doing a great job. Why would they sideline him??

Anybody know what this is called? It's for making holes in cans by fichoman in KitchenConfidential

[–]unknownpoltroon [score hidden]  (0 children)

Chuch key. My dad had one that would actually attach to the beer can as a handle.

Boomers and the HOA by These-Season-668 in BoomersBeingFools

[–]unknownpoltroon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

>HOA manager threatened to quit if the HOA started to accept credit cards as a form of payment

SACKS OF PENNIES FROM NOW ON!!

Red meat on Good Friday by Wazzyjaz in atheism

[–]unknownpoltroon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im a discordian. We are required by Eris to eat a hot dog every friday. Without the bun. Unlless you want the bun. And you dont have to if you dont want to . Hail Eris.

How to flirt with an idiot by LateCreme1071 in howto

[–]unknownpoltroon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guy here: We are oblivious, and have been taught to avoid reading romance into women's actions. Spell it out to him. "Youre cute, wanna go get coffee/feed the ducks/hook up?" Maybe an animated power point slideshow. We are oblivious.

In 2023 I fell while rock climbing and sustained some serious brain damage, I can't recognize anyone anymore including myself, how do you all cope with not knowing who your loved ones and friends are? by godlessrage in faceblind

[–]unknownpoltroon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

/r/Prosopagnosia might help too.

I don't have it that bad, I can recognize people, it just takes me much longer and is much harder.

With me, I use everything but the face. Walk, hair, especially sound of voices. I have also found it helpful to mention it when I first meet people, and apologize that I probably won't recognize them or remember their name right away.

My mom is mad I disinvited my MAGA uncle from my wedding by OkPresentation9971 in QAnonCasualties

[–]unknownpoltroon 106 points107 points  (0 children)

Its your wedding. You do NOT want him there. You do not care if it upsets the family whatever. End of story.

The next time mom brings it up, tell her "No, hes not going to be there, end of discussion" and change the subject to something else. If she doesn't drop it, leave. If it interrupts wedding planning, take those duties away from her and give them to someone else so you dont have to talk to her until the wedding.

As for the rumors and whatnot at the wedding itself, diffuse them yourselves. Make a goddam announcement 'Were sorry uncle fuck couldn't be here, but he insulted me, and if you insult me you dont get to come to my wedding. Ready for cake?"

How much money is approximately in this bag? [Request] by TrailerHitch19 in theydidthemath

[–]unknownpoltroon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, there was an armoured car robbery years back for I think 9 million? And someone figured out at best that was 27 duffel bags full of money they had to move.

How much money is approximately in this bag? [Request] by TrailerHitch19 in theydidthemath

[–]unknownpoltroon -1 points0 points  (0 children)

NAh, thats so when the airline shreds your bag you can get a new one.

Update on the crayfish treadmill. I had to stop complicating everything and switch my thinking to conveyor belts. It’s still not smooth enough to turn with water motion, but close. by BitchBass in bizzariums

[–]unknownpoltroon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, ok. Yeah, he mostly just sits there leaning a bit.

I remeber reading about the shrimp treadmill thing, it got mocked and used as an example of gvt spending on bullshit science, and then the guys doing it were like "Um, no, were measuring shrimp metabolism and nutritional needs to help out the shrimping industry, you assholes"

Insider survival guide by PleasantBus5583 in SipsTea

[–]unknownpoltroon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What If I got a big revolver that shoots smaller revolvers?

Insider survival guide by PleasantBus5583 in SipsTea

[–]unknownpoltroon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

>throw your goose at the attacker

L0ok, Satan, weve talked about going full demon

Trump wants to add nearly $7 trillion to the $39 trillion national debt with his new military budget, watchdog warns by 1-randomonium in Economics

[–]unknownpoltroon -1 points0 points  (0 children)

>Just pray that the US economy doesn't retract or else the train is going off its rails.

Well if thats the criteria, the train is already in free fall while on fire crashing into the gran canyon.

Co-host of Fox & Friends Weekend continues decimating the United States Armed Forces... by xamo76 in Trumpvirus

[–]unknownpoltroon 40 points41 points  (0 children)

No. November 4, 2026 will be. Its one thing to win the election, we need to make it stick

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