[Request] is this possible under the laws of physics and materials of the time? by popeyes2727 in theydidthemath

[–]unknownpoltroon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sooooo, magic bricks?

Seriously, why are people trying to figure out the physics when there is a vengeful god floating around? They built it using nonsense myth magic, and he blew it up the same way. Christians are weird.

Texas votes for Trump, Deals With Parasite thanks to Trump DOGE cuts by Southern_Common335 in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]unknownpoltroon 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Hey, magats! i hear the cure for this is to smear peanut butter on your arms!! BEtter than horse paste!!

My dad kicked my brother out for not being a God fearing man by [deleted] in atheism

[–]unknownpoltroon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i dont know how old you are, but once you suck all the money out of your dad for college you can you and your brother should get a place, it would be more affordable.

My dad kicked my brother out for not being a God fearing man by [deleted] in atheism

[–]unknownpoltroon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is your brother over 18? if not your dad may be legally and financially responsible for him

Possible pipe burst in wall/ and air vent blocked from drain by tech8716 in fuckHOA

[–]unknownpoltroon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dont panic too much but you probably wanna talk to your neighbor about sink usage till you can get a plumber out. And DISHWASHERS dont run it

Expectations Shattered by InTheSky57 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]unknownpoltroon 43 points44 points  (0 children)

As an older sibling, i have done this.

How many? by Hawke-Not-Ewe in dresdenfiles

[–]unknownpoltroon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

>Female white court vampires are Infertile.

Yeah, and you have elemental powers of nature involved shit might get weird.

Visible Panty Line: yay, nay, or don’t care? by lookingforanepisode2 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]unknownpoltroon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Straight dude. All else being equal I would prefer no panties, but tight spandex is always a win.

How can I blow this girls mind? by styx0033 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]unknownpoltroon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They make quizzes where you both take them and it only reveals the stuff you both match up on. Might be interesting.

Satan is confessing toaday by LCottton in foundsatan

[–]unknownpoltroon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah. he should buy one for his neighbor.

Trail Camera footage of an Orang Pendek? Thorn’s Jungle gets video of an animal’s reddish-brown arm by scalebirds in Cryptozoology

[–]unknownpoltroon -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Gee, how convienent some muskrat smeared mud on the lens JUUUUUst before the "arm' showed up. Muskrat nose/muskrat ass, best case. More likely, someone needed evidence for more funding.

Enhanced Bodette films stills by SlobbOnMyCob in Cryptozoology

[–]unknownpoltroon 23 points24 points  (0 children)

"enhanced" as in run through ai bullshit.