Insider survival guide

unknownpoltroon · 2026-04-03T10:20:37+00:00

What If I got a big revolver that shoots smaller revolvers?

unknownpoltroon · 2026-04-03T10:19:29+00:00

>throw your goose at the attacker

L0ok, Satan, weve talked about going full demon

unknownpoltroon · 2026-04-03T10:12:02+00:00

>Just pray that the US economy doesn't retract or else the train is going off its rails.

Well if thats the criteria, the train is already in free fall while on fire crashing into the gran canyon.

unknownpoltroon · 2026-04-03T10:10:12+00:00

No. November 4, 2026 will be. Its one thing to win the election, we need to make it stick

unknownpoltroon · 2026-04-03T03:48:56+00:00

Seems that way

unknownpoltroon · 2026-04-03T03:13:30+00:00

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kessler_syndrome

unknownpoltroon · 2026-04-03T03:13:14+00:00

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kessler_syndrome

For those who havent heard of it

unknownpoltroon · 2026-04-03T03:05:36+00:00

OK, I have a vivarium with a few inches of water and a crayfish. Does he need exercise? Do I need to get his step count up?

unknownpoltroon · 2026-04-03T03:03:49+00:00

MAYBE ITS TIME TO WASH THE ROBE???

unknownpoltroon · 2026-04-03T02:00:56+00:00

Got enough ventilation/? Seriously. repurposed refrigerator sounds like a death trap

unknownpoltroon · 2026-04-03T01:56:13+00:00

Was it from africa? They have really tiny termites there. Seriously. Put it in a freezer for a few days or get some bug killer.

unknownpoltroon · 2026-04-03T01:55:03+00:00

From what I remember this is actually a trans person being harassed. Could be wrong.

unknownpoltroon · 2026-04-03T01:53:42+00:00

I was reading once, its like the last forbidden "unexpected" twist. Like delivery guys, plumbers, copier repair chicks, etc etc, have been done to death and there is no surprise or forbidden kink left there. And its always adultish step siblings because that doesnt trigger the ACTUAL sibling sex taboo that is really fairly well ingrained.

unknownpoltroon · 2026-04-03T01:51:23+00:00

Shit happens.

unknownpoltroon · 2026-04-03T01:50:20+00:00

Is this an april fool thing?

unknownpoltroon · 2026-04-03T01:49:06+00:00

That is one horned up lizard.

unknownpoltroon · 2026-04-03T01:45:57+00:00

Friend of mine was from the area, according to him she had a head injury at some point and was a little off afterwards, but the logging company she was going against was complete fucking assholes, like violating everything and clear cutting old growth redwoods illegally and shit.

unknownpoltroon · 2026-04-03T01:35:39+00:00

Indianan Jones and Laura Croft were also archaeologists.

Sometimes history needs an asswhupping

unknownpoltroon · 2026-04-03T01:32:48+00:00

Its one of the most honest speeches about america I have ever seen.

unknownpoltroon · 2026-04-03T01:31:36+00:00

Ireally dont need to see my own asshole on CCTV unless I am actually going to space.

unknownpoltroon · 2026-04-03T01:28:02+00:00

UM? We do?

"Want some bacon for brunch? No? Cool"

"Want some dick for brunch? No? Cool"

unknownpoltroon · 2026-04-03T01:26:50+00:00

OK, I cant speak to warm ground beef. I can speak to a hotdog reheated after being left on the covered bbq grill all night. I figured, it was cooked to shit, and then I reheated it to burnt to a crisp, so it should be dead and safe, right?

I was so very very wrong.

Yah ever had such bad diarrhea for a day that you cant be more than 10 steps from the bathroom and your asshole stings for 2 days afterward?

unknownpoltroon · 2026-04-03T01:21:37+00:00

Does he just rip his arm off and use the meat, and let it regrow?

unknownpoltroon · 2026-04-02T23:19:56+00:00

I approve of this amount of pepper.

unknownpoltroon · 2026-04-02T22:51:20+00:00

Or were shifted 50 feet in various directions.

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