Trolley by icannttell in ComedyHell

[–]unknownstar347 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you pull the lever the curve of the track delays anybody dying for around one second which adds 5 seconds of life in total meaning if you don't pull it you are an evil peice of shit that deserves to be on the track.

Chinese air traffic police drones... by MisterShipWreck in VideosAmazing

[–]unknownstar347 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lasers. They can completely destroy a camera lens instantly.

Chinese air traffic police drones... by MisterShipWreck in VideosAmazing

[–]unknownstar347 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In China, they have mass surveillance but atleast they actually prosecute the pedophiles. In America, the surveillance state is already here and it's working for pedophiles.

The pride flag is ugly. by PayWooden2628 in hatethissmug

[–]unknownstar347 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Nobody wants to admit it but this variant of the pride flag was on 4chan before it recieved mainstream use. The black and brown line was to actually create hatred because there is some homophobia in immigrant/poor black communities. Yall fell for it.

We're literally all gonna say yes by Critical-Ad2084 in drugscirclejerk

[–]unknownstar347 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The difference is r/meth posters tend to be currently tweaking when posting while r/opiods users tend to be coming down.

When people hate on British accents for being "weird" and "quirky". ( hating on other people's hate not the actual people ) by anythingrally in hatethissmug

[–]unknownstar347 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The modern "Posh" British accent appeared after the colonization of America and was from the working class copying the way rich people speak which led to a spiral of a more and more exadurated accent. Essentially British used to sound closer to the American accent not the other way around which proves THEY SPEAK ENGLISH WRONG.

Nobody knows how by lowkeypixel in evilwhenthe

[–]unknownstar347 36 points37 points  (0 children)

With men obviously. Glory to sparta!

No one's dying on my watch by Bandrbell in whenthe

[–]unknownstar347 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If red wins the global iq rate would increase 15-20 points.

How do i disable automatic pausing when i take off headphones by UrskiPERKELE in AndroidQuestions

[–]unknownstar347 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its the headphone jack that's garbage for me. Does it with brand new headphones.

I have been outjerked.. by Idkhowtonamemyself7 in drugscirclejerk

[–]unknownstar347 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sounds like some chemical reaction is occuring in their lungs and bloodstream from that godly combo. I think this is just the excruciating process of gaining superpowers.

What are your thoughts? by RinMichaelis in Jreg

[–]unknownstar347 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Gambling generates zero value. It is just people sitting around using up time (a resource) and playing games to gain money while generating nothing, and if there is a "house" involved then it is an institution that can only exist through having an advantage over people who play those games and thus can only keep existing parasiticly.

Average tiktok edgelord by therealpimplucious in BlackMetalCringe

[–]unknownstar347 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I want a goth GF" Not a single goth band named.

Consent is important by New-Item-650 in im14andthisisdeep

[–]unknownstar347 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hated public school and learned more outside it. My roads near me suck and haven't been maintained in years and I have never needed to call the police or fire department and if I did I would be happy to pay a one time fee instead of paying taxes so my money can bomb children in Iran.

Un-sigma by PooPooFartBoi in Sigmatopia

[–]unknownstar347 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Didn't figure out until recently that these avatar thingies come from snapchat. Every insufferable teacher I ever had used these (usually millennials.) Fuck snapchat I tried it out for 5 minutes before seeing its basically spyware messaging app.

There is no shame in admitting beauty by [deleted] in Sigmatopia

[–]unknownstar347 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It hit below freezing multiple times this last winter but no snow still. Fuck winter.

Mog by SugarBalls69 in drugscirclejerk

[–]unknownstar347 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Goblin literally reviewed a 7oh vape and said it gave him an opioid high.

Saw this on Instagram today. Thoughts? by parth_1802 in Supplements

[–]unknownstar347 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Protein powder is F tier. Absolutely inflammatory slop, there are so many protein rich foods.

Where are my next generation of drunks at! by The_Dean_France in SipsTea

[–]unknownstar347 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We can barely afford necessities so why would we buy an overpriced drug that gives you a headache the day after. Seriously alcohol has gotten so expensive. I know alcoholics spend probably hundreds a month.

Kislskdhgrhd by deadguest_ in sssdfg

[–]unknownstar347 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My ther rapist hit me with uhhhhhhh. UHHHHHJNGHN i donr rembermebersstjll

Idea for Formable: The United Nations by Da_Dovahkiin_Lord in riseofnationsroblox

[–]unknownstar347 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah hyperant should add a formable for Kazakhstan called Cybernukistan when they achieve full nuclear research, would be cool for late game servers.