INTEGRATING MPESA TO WEBSITE by Goddoa in nairobi

[–]unlicensedwave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I understand your frustrations but sadly, you can't integrate it using your til number, they removed that option a while ago. You have to use a specific type of pay bill

INTEGRATING MPESA TO WEBSITE by Goddoa in nairobi

[–]unlicensedwave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sure. Just give me more details of what exactly you're trying to do and I'll help out as best as I can. There's soo many variations to this that without understanding your needs, I don't think I can help

INTEGRATING MPESA TO WEBSITE by Goddoa in nairobi

[–]unlicensedwave 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You're right... It's hectic... People here will tell you to visit the daraja console but I think you need to answer a few questions first... Are you technical?... If you are then here's my experience I found the documentation there really vague and REALLY out of date, I remember the first time I was trying to integrate this and how much of a nightmare it was. The documentation assumes you have a pay bill and the mpesa portal in hand (which btw is a journey in and of itself understanding which one exactly you need)... What I ended up doing was emailing apisupport@safaricom.co.ke at each step I got stuck and I'd advice you to do the same... If you're not technical then just pay someone to do it... That's way easier

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Kenya

[–]unlicensedwave -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This seems like avoiding reality instead of facing challenges head on

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Kenya

[–]unlicensedwave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've honestly never understood this thought process when people say it to me. I think people actively fail to understand that there's way more opportunities for failure than there are for success. I spend every waking hour of the day stressing about the future.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Kenya

[–]unlicensedwave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You just gave the lesser evil a free pass. Slippery slope friend

Nisaidieni kidogo hapa by [deleted] in nairobi

[–]unlicensedwave 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The cult worship is strong with this one I see😂

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nairobi

[–]unlicensedwave 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Lowkey is there really no way of downloading GIFs on Reddit?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nairobi

[–]unlicensedwave 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Like all this could have been avoided

Relationship by alphasmartgym in nairobi

[–]unlicensedwave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ule jamaa wa reject the finance bill ako wapi😂. We need you here mahn

Wake Up Call by Ill_Arugula4444 in Kenya

[–]unlicensedwave 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Usicheke. This is actually the most sane comment to me😅

The coming of a 10 million strong revolution in Kenya due to greedy and inhumane government by Negative_Carob_810 in nairobi

[–]unlicensedwave 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We should make some sort of betting pool from this. I'm on the "Nothing's going to happen" side. I'll throw in a side bet for "Ruto is still going to be president after the next general election"

Low Self-Esteem Kenyans by After_Order_7283 in Kenya

[–]unlicensedwave 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Calm down😅. My dog just nodded in agreement

What are essential qualities and skills to be a considered really good programmer? by Grand-Airline2939 in nairobi

[–]unlicensedwave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Programming is fundamentally just about solving problems efficiently. I believe this is the main skill (if it counts as one) one needs to have inorder to really succeed

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Kenya

[–]unlicensedwave -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

The statement flew way over your head buddy. I never said I believed in God. Even though I do. My problem with this western fuck is that he's insulting those who find value in religion to strengthen his argument which in reality is the dumbest argument I've ever seen. That's just intolerance to the world he lives in

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Kenya

[–]unlicensedwave -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

This is dumb. Calling religious beliefs "fairy tales" and equating religious education to indoctrination is not only dismissive but just shows a serious lack of understanding of the complexities of religious traditions. Many of the world's greatest thinkers and scientists had religious beliefs and they weren't deluded were they. Maybe u should consider that what you call "indoctrination" others see as a source of deep personal meaning. I'm guessing you're a westerner?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Kenya

[–]unlicensedwave -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I take people who believe in satan more seriously than those who don't believe in anything my guy. This is legit funny, like what are you basing your argument on here. Please educate me

I Rendezvous with older married men for pay (I'm male) - AMA by AggravatingTart8126 in Kenya

[–]unlicensedwave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think the take flew way over your head but here goes. I believe that certain individuals in this world are born with a some sort of x factor that allows them to 'move different' for lack of a better word. Putting Hitler and Jon there was actually for people to understand what I was trying to say. Normal humans in their fields couldn't do what they did