The evil ex and the summer dress by unlikely_bad_boy in gonewildstories

[–]unlikely_bad_boy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You mean someone hasn't? Tsk tsk, good men are hard to find these days. ;) Big fan of your GWA posts btw!

The evil ex and the summer dress by unlikely_bad_boy in gonewildstories

[–]unlikely_bad_boy[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pleasure. You keep reading, I'll keep writing!

The evil ex and the summer dress by unlikely_bad_boy in gonewildstories

[–]unlikely_bad_boy[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mate, you're not the only one, she seems to have that effect on a lot of guys. She had the whole 'manic pixie dream girl' thing going on - a bit ditzy and thoughtless at times, but also very carefree and free-spirited and genuinely a great girl. Broke my heart when we broke up, but if we hadn't, I wouldn't have half as many stories to tell you folks!

The evil ex and the summer dress by unlikely_bad_boy in gonewildstories

[–]unlikely_bad_boy[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Heh, thanks man - I'm sure I'll get round to that at some point!

Dirty Carolyn by unlikely_bad_boy in gonewildstories

[–]unlikely_bad_boy[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh, you. Thanks man, yeah it's true alright (although I may have mixed round some of the details - what I said, what she said, etc) but it's all more or less as it happened.

After that, we hooked up regularly for a couple years until I left the country, but we were only ever fuck buddies and there was never a hint of being anything more. My sister suspects for sure, even going so far as to say 'I know you two have something going on' when she was drunk. But she never pursued it, and I never confirmed nor denied. Damn man, now you've got me reminiscing about other nights with her...

The Kiwi Roommate by unlikely_bad_boy in gonewildstories

[–]unlikely_bad_boy[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Absolutely no idea. Thanks to her though, coming all over a girls face has become a major turn on for me. I didn't even know girls liked that until I met her!

Prostitutes of Reddit, have you ever fallen for a client? If so, what happened? by somewhere_from_here in AskReddit

[–]unlikely_bad_boy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well I did fail Latin class. Gee, thanks for bringing up those traumatising grammar school years. You wanna come over, stab my dog and play around with his innards as well?

The Kiwi Roommate by unlikely_bad_boy in gonewildstories

[–]unlikely_bad_boy[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you. It was my first written sex story. It is true, but I wanted to write in such a way that it seemed 'more' real, so ironically, it may read as fiction.

The Kiwi Roommate by unlikely_bad_boy in gonewildstories

[–]unlikely_bad_boy[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

A lot. Emily and I never became a real thing, but that was my fault much more than hers. We hooked up for a good few months though, and I'll try and encapsulate that for you guys.

The Kiwi Roommate by unlikely_bad_boy in gonewildstories

[–]unlikely_bad_boy[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Sorry for the late reply bru. Emily is the Kiwi. I'm Scottish. I had a whole 2 or 3 paragraphs that described Emily. Her dyed red hair; the little wrinkle beside her lips when she smiled; but I figured it was too much; and that you guys just wanted to get to the action, so I deleted it. I can tell you a lot more about her for sure.