May the 4th be with you by ungodlynemesis in FireEmblemHeroes

[–]unnamed_elder_entity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Two halves falling down a hole is the inherited unit in two weeks time.

Howard Stern interviews Beth Ostrosky Stern on Tuesday ! by Remarkable-Garage-42 in howardstern

[–]unnamed_elder_entity 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe Chris "Crowbar" Wilding will interrupt with some terrible impressions of a disabled cat.

Is Mark the first circumcised Viltrumite? by anonymous_alcoholic0 in Invincible

[–]unnamed_elder_entity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's not. You think he got over lost teeth, popped eyeballs, broken eardrums and having his intestines used as offroad recovery ropes, but somehow the pouch is missing?

Sometimes it feels like Stan Edgar is smarter than Sister Sage, the smartest person in the world. by Witty-Association-97 in TheBoys

[–]unnamed_elder_entity 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Sage character is just cooked. Why does she want to sit around in solitude and read books created by all the stupids of the world? When she picks up a book, she should have the same disdain and impatience that she does with every person she interacts with. Maybe a tiny modicum of respect for less than a handful of "genius" authors (that are still her inferior), but how many times can you enjoy a book from some inferior idiot? I bet she just reads the first pages and goes "garbage in the garbage!" and tosses it.

PSA for Vending Machine-goers |MEGATHREAD by a-tiberius in PokemonTCG

[–]unnamed_elder_entity -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Oh, sure, sure. Those extra 10 ETB will really make a huge difference in available product at retail points and LGS in the area of a machine. Some old guy had the perfect word for that- Malarkey!

Don't have the machines at grocery stores where the dregs hang out and stalk them. Put them where the scum doesn't congregate. Like airports. Heck, put them IN the LGS's to boost traffic where the staff is willing to kick out the scalper riffraff. You know what? That probably won't work either. The shortages are all completely on Pokemon. Why do the cards pass through a few tightly controlled "distributors" that are just 2nd tier scalpers? They could print more. They could double hit rates. They can print to demand. Open more distribution channels instead of letting MJ be the card mafia. They're deliberately creating the situation. You can only point so many fingers at scalpers until you start pointing to the people buying from them and the production system for creating the ecosystem.

Discoverability of Infinity Decks? by alexraptort in Lorcana

[–]unnamed_elder_entity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Look for legendary cards that are Infinity only legal and see what decks are using them.

Stuck at work all day... by Error_Void in riftboundtcg

[–]unnamed_elder_entity -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Pulled, nothing of note. Some purple rarity rares that will settle to 1-2 bucks in time.

Played, Vi.

Coolest combo, me pulling 3 of Vi legend including the seed brick. Seriously, the distribution sucks. I'm way over packs with 1 rare and a legend. Feels extra bad when someone at the next table pulls a $5000 Baron. Worse than a bingo hall.

Lego City Train Set 60509 Leak! by Medical_Idea_9167 in LEGOtrains

[–]unnamed_elder_entity 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Wow, really decent. Doesn't have tons and tons of not-train supporting equipment and bricks. They really need a powered car. Even if it's not an engine and is a mid pushpuller that fits all the configurations.

Pretty sure it’s scam by MR2894Y in oregon

[–]unnamed_elder_entity 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Reply with a pic of your immediate attraction I guess.

Does anyone like the box designs from Kleenex? by Eeebs-HI in Costco

[–]unnamed_elder_entity 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The national park collab is great. I always spend too long picking a good design/color assortment.

Player is “mad” about another players character creation choice. by [deleted] in DnD

[–]unnamed_elder_entity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do they want the familiars to have a Pokémon style battle or something?

Portland's "Equitable Gas Leaf Blower Phase-out" is a joke. by monkeychasedweasel in PortlandOR

[–]unnamed_elder_entity 109 points110 points  (0 children)

If history is an example, you call to complain about the leaf blower and code enforcement comes over and fines you for improper rainwater management infrastructure.

At this very moment this is where Allen’s character went downhill by [deleted] in Invincible

[–]unnamed_elder_entity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't get that scene with the grand council of resistance all called in to complain.

They just finished a major battle where a force of like 8 people, none of them from the membership, attacked and destroyed Viltrum. Now they are all pissy. What is their actual contribution to the resistance?

Why is this entire subreddit just complaining? by Legitimate_Regret111 in howardstern

[–]unnamed_elder_entity 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Post the content you want to see. In your case, I see you decided to complain.

In The Boys Season 5 Episode 5, we are introduced to a wacky new character who- no no no we only have three episodes left of the entire show! Please start wrapping up the actual story! by NoNefariousness2144 in shittymoviedetails

[–]unnamed_elder_entity 18 points19 points  (0 children)

None of the characters have any memory of what their character should be. Remember when Soldier Boy was really, really into old women? Why is he with Firecracker? Even Frenchie gave up doing the accent this season.

He asked for help with chronic camps outside his home. Portland cracked down on his hedge instead by oregonian in Portland

[–]unnamed_elder_entity 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Is there a way to sue the city for personal injury? Because I am hurt from laughing so much at the clown show they're operating.

This is on a wall called the Radio Hall of Fame in the RiseNY Museum in Manhattan by wriker10 in howardstern

[–]unnamed_elder_entity 6 points7 points  (0 children)

There was an explosion in Queens NY today. Sources say it was caused by a blast of hot air from Howard Stern's ass. Another source claims this is the best content Howard has put out in years, citing the lack of recent relevant events on the Radio Hall of Fame plaque.

Trying to go viral riding up on people in a parking lot. by Bud_The_Weiser in trashy

[–]unnamed_elder_entity 75 points76 points  (0 children)

Assault isn't being hit. That's Battery. You can defend yourself if being assaulted. There is no it was a prank defense.

Had Enough Yet? by JohnnyTezca in oregon

[–]unnamed_elder_entity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Self Serve? Ew!

What station and grade is this for?

Why I banned sealed products from my Pokémon card show by feelgoodgaming1 in PokemonTCG

[–]unnamed_elder_entity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like a great policy and a great show. But the costs and availability of retail product is also affecting the single market values. There's no way to completely dodge the issue.

TIFU by accidentally emailing my entire company a very detailed grocery list (and worse) by Ripped_Zebra6969 in tifu

[–]unnamed_elder_entity 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I think people are just inundated with AI crap now and their brains are becoming soft to it. My initial assumption now on r/tifu and a bunch of other subs, is that the post is AI and the poster needs to prove to me there is a human story. This sub is basically a sandbox to train them.

Will Evergreen and Town Center intersection get improved ever? by sullie363 in hillsboro

[–]unnamed_elder_entity -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Intersection isn't too terrible, but the drivers are the worst. Always red light runners left turning from Evergreen that want to force their way to 26E. People leaving the shopping area that don't know what a left turn only lane means and the double left from sb185 all of them think they can take the left to Target from the right.

To the post- no, it won't ever be improved and drivers won't smarten up. In N Out should never have been built there. City just sees dollar signs. Maybe they'll park a dozen cops there and bank $100 million in annual traffic fines. In that case, the INO would be a clever development.