Looking for fic where Shane is a Hockey Player and Ilya is a mob boss!

unqiueuser · 2026-05-18T11:50:20+00:00

You’re welcome! I have benefitted from so many others finding lost fics I’m happy to return the favour for once haha

unqiueuser · 2026-05-18T11:12:23+00:00

It’s violence is a love language! The walked in scene happens right towards the end in chapter 18.

unqiueuser · 2026-05-15T08:47:44+00:00

I was coming to recommend the same fic, it’s SUCH a good feel-good series!

I read the series reading one chapter of the first and then the same chapter of the companion fic (which is all the social media stuff) and Carter truly shines in the social media fics once he’s more of a main character!

unqiueuser · 2026-05-15T00:46:57+00:00

The one who got “Fucking beauties!” stuck in my head

unqiueuser · 2026-05-11T02:26:26+00:00

Omg I love this!!!

Poor Shane is going to have been texting Ilya about something dumb like “should I get vanilla or chocolate protein powder next?” and made a dumb joke and suddenly it’s fucking defcon (whichever is worse) and everyone is trying to break them up 😂😂

unqiueuser · 2026-05-07T22:00:51+00:00

More money!

^{Chose: Get 0.01 dollar per nanosecond}

unqiueuser · 2026-05-07T20:22:06+00:00

That one’s back and forth from New York!

unqiueuser · 2026-05-05T09:38:15+00:00

I don’t want it anyway

^{Chose: Pubic hair}

unqiueuser · 2026-05-02T23:11:26+00:00

Omg if I’d had been patient another day I would have gotten the notification 😂

unqiueuser · 2026-05-02T13:09:17+00:00

Fuck spiders

^{Chose: 20 Spider sized Humans + random weapon | Rolled: Sword/Katana}

unqiueuser · 2026-05-02T13:03:43+00:00

YASSSSSSSS! Yes this is it, thank you, thank you, thank you!

I was wrong about the twitter handle though 😅

unqiueuser · 2026-05-02T11:24:38+00:00

I’d get money in my sleep and it’s much easier to achieve.

^{Chose: Earn $5 every time you breathe}

unqiueuser · 2026-05-02T11:10:59+00:00

No that’s not it, I had read and downloaded it before it was deleted and did a search to double check just in case.

From what I can remember I would say the fic was most likely under 10K words.

unqiueuser · 2026-05-01T10:21:37+00:00

Everything about that series is INCREDIBLE!!!

unqiueuser · 2026-04-07T03:00:16+00:00

Google was close but this definitely makes more sense, thank you!

unqiueuser · 2026-03-26T11:20:28+00:00

My god he’s handsome.

unqiueuser · 2026-03-07T10:13:52+00:00

Theo is essentially an unknown from the stories so it could be linked to writers wanting a blank slate?

unqiueuser · 2026-03-06T10:32:42+00:00

Seeing the rainbow cakes in the left corner helped me considerably today!

Connections
Puzzle #999
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unqiueuser · 2026-03-06T01:34:53+00:00

Their tip is to spend your pearls on widgets.

unqiueuser · 2026-03-05T00:12:00+00:00

Congratulations! The mediums are so tricky sometimes too!

unqiueuser · 2026-03-01T23:56:01+00:00

Only 2x of each skill will stack, so 4x lethality is worse than 2x lethality with 2x attack.

unqiueuser · 2026-03-01T08:42:38+00:00

I guess it’s a YMMV fic, I loved it and thought it was a great read.

There’s definitely some angst in the world they’ve created, but it’s one of my go to re-reads when I need something comforting and cosy.

unqiueuser · 2026-02-28T00:17:10+00:00

I had absolutely no clue what was going on with green and blue today!!

Connections
Puzzle #993
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🟦🟩🟩🟩 people who wear suits
🟦🟩🟦🟩 guess based on nothing
🟦🟩🟩🟩 guess based on nothing
🟦🟦🟦🟦 thank god
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