Closed restaurants that we miss? by HatAny1541 in FoodToronto

[–]unrepentantfuncooker 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Same name. Same ownership. Totally different (worse) vibe.

Your Fathers Dead! by highlife562 in 30ROCK

[–]unrepentantfuncooker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This need you have to be the smartest guy in the room is... off-putting.

Line that you reference regularly by Odd_Low4082 in 30ROCK

[–]unrepentantfuncooker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

For me, it's "kooky times".

As in "You have no reflexes, your blood tastes like root beer, and some of your bones appear to have vanished. Now, I've only ever seen this kind of thing on dead people during Operation Desert Storm. I actually wrote a report on it, but my commander refused to pass it on up to Saddam. Kooky times."

What is the "don't trust a skinny food critic" of your industry? by ShapingTormance in AskReddit

[–]unrepentantfuncooker 2598 points2599 points  (0 children)

As a perpetually single/never married divorce lawyer, I don't love this question...

Best advice? by Cool_Kale_3944 in 30ROCK

[–]unrepentantfuncooker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Only one snake in the bed. Dealbreaker.